Clarinet Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Clarinet puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Clarinet

Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets?

Brass tax

Women are like clarinets.

They make a cool noise if you lick them the right way.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Have you heard Kenny G play the clarinet?

It's better than sax!

Music Jokes!

Jake: What did the Clarinet say to the naughty Trumpet?
Sean: What?
Jake: Why are you always in treble?

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

Joko Jokes