The Best 8 Clarify Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clarify jokes. There are some clarify meant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clarify explanation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clarify Jokes and Puns

Doctor: "I have some bad news, and some very bad news"

Patient:"Well, might as well give me the bad news first."

Doctor:"The lab called and told me you only have 24 hours to live."

Patient:"24 hours!? That's terrible! What could be worse than that?"

Doctor:"Your phone has been off, and I've been trying to reach you since yesterday..."

[Edited to clarify punchline...I guess. xP]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath". The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

I've never understood the difference between butter and ghee.

Perhaps someone could clarify.

After much debate, scientists are still to clarify what to call the underneath of an elephant.

It's just a huge grey area.

A confession

Hey guys in the middle of these important jokes I want to clarify two very important points

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Thank you


Why did 2pac go to the gym?

So he could become 8pac.

To clarify, my 11 year old niece told me this. Thought this sub needed to lighten up a bit.

Butter joke

Why did the butter repeat itself to the lobster?

It needed to clarify.

With Trump's recent statement to clarify his remarks in Helsinki he really turned things around

A whole 360°

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clarify gracious jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clarify redefine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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