Clarified Butter Jokes

Funniest Clarified Butter Short Jokes

Short clarified butter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clarified butter humour may include short butter jokes also.

1. I've never understood the difference between butter and ghee. Perhaps someone could clarify.
2. I was reading an Indian cookbook the other day. The recipe asked for butter, they actually meant Ghee... They should have clarified
3. I asked my waiter for drawn butter with my lobster… He said no. When I asked why not, he said he couldn't clarify.
4. A stick of butter is at a party. He overhears a conversation in which someone is giving incorrect facts to prove their point. He steps in, and says Actually... Clarified butter.
5. My customer service rep asked if everything was good, after I posed the same Q in three different ways I said, I like my answers like I like my butter: clarified.
6. There used to be an amazing Indian restaurant that cooked everything in clarified butter. It was called "The Ghee Spot". Went out of business because no one could find it...
7. A slab of butter kept asking me questions but once I answered all of them I considered him to be... clarified butter.

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Clarified Butter One Liners

Which clarified butter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clarified butter? I can suggest the ones about sticks butter and margarine.

1. I'm sorry, when I said "butter" I really meant "ghee". I should have clarified.
2. I love clarified butter but it makes me urinate way too frequently Ghee whizz
3. How do you turn butter into clarified butter? By explaining it.
4. Butter joke Why did the butter repeat itself to the lobster?
   It needed to clarify.
5. What do you call old man who makes clarified butter? A gheezer.
6. Looking for some clarified butter? I know a guy.

Clarified Butter Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about clarified butter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buttered toast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clarified butter pranks.