The Best 5 Clarence Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clarence jokes. There are some clarence harriet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clarence boris puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clarence Jokes and Puns

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.

Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"

Clarence the brown-nosed reindeer.

He was right behind Rudolf, he could fly just as fast as him, but could never stop as quick as Rudolf.

It was a fantastic bargain, but I really should have read the advertisement more carefully

Because I'm not sure what to do with a Clarence.

Joke: A sexual harasser and a sexual assaulter walk into a bar...

Ohhh wait sorry, that's just Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh walking into the Supreme Court.

So a screwdriver goes into a bar...

And the barman says "Hey we have a cocktail here named after you" and the screwdriver says "What? Clarence??"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clarence ernest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clarence earl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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