Clare Jokes

Following is our collection of county puns and rouge one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clare jokes for adults, dirty anne jokes and clean circa dad gags for kids.

The Best Clare Puns

A biologist, a logician, and a philosopher are driving down the road in County Clare...

They see the profile of a brown cow grazing in an adjacent meadow. The biologist says, "Look, Ireland has brown cows!" The logician says, "No, sir, all we can say for certain is that Ireland has at least one brown cow." The philosopher retorts, "Alas, my fair companions, all we can know for certain is that Ireland has at least one half of one brown cow."

My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare.

He really wanted to see Moher

The Leprechaun & The Stripper

A Terrifying tale from North Clare

There is an abundance of conor jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and clare puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dublin witze you can hear about clare.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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