Clapton Jokes

Funniest Clapton Short Jokes

Short clapton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clapton humour may include short column jokes also.

1. Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
2. What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke? Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
3. Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing electric guitars? He was a Clapton maniac.
4. I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful... or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
5. What the difference between a toddler and a bag of coke? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window #TearsInHeaven
6. What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player? One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
7. What's the difference bnetween Eric Clapton and Michael Jackson? MJ wouldn't let a kid fall out of the window
8. What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They're both a little bit better with Cream
9. Eric Clapton and Paul Weller were going to take their bands on a reunion tour of the West Country But they couldn't decide who should go on first.
10. Why does Eric Clapton only buy apple products Because his son had a bad experience with windows

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Clapton One Liners

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1. Why does Eric Clapton prefer OSX? ...he was never a fan of having Windows open.
2. Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with windows.
3. Who's the most clapped rock star? Eric CLAPton.
4. How much talent did the lead guitarist of Cream have? A Clap-Ton.
5. What makes Clapton's music so popular? His son fell out of a window
6. Everybody stopped clapping... But Eric Clapton.
7. Did you hear Eric Clapton is going deaf? cause he sure didn't.
8. Did you know Eric Clapton's son was an author? He did 49 stories before his death.
9. Why is Eric Clapton's nickname "slow hands?" Because he couldn't reach his son in time.
10. What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven? Threw his baby out the window.
11. TIL that Eric Clapton was sentenced to 10 years in prison. He shot the sheriff.
12. Who is the only person Eric Clapton has saved from falling out a window? Michael Caine

Eric Clapton Jokes

Here is a list of funny eric clapton jokes and even better eric clapton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Eric Clapton Announced as new spokesperson Apple's music production suite Logic. That guy sure hates Windows.
• Avicii was offered to collaborate with Eric Clapton, Questlove, Flea, and Jay-Z But he passed
• I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration
• Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader?
  Six stories in 2 seconds.

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