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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Too soon?
He was fingering A minor.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window
He was a Clapton maniac.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.
...he was never a fan of having Windows open.
He had a bad experience with windows.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Happy birthday Eric and sorry for the dark joke
They both suck without Cream.
or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window #TearsInHeaven
MJ wouldn't let a kid fall out of the window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of heroin fall out a 53rd-floor window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't have let an eightball of coke fall out of a 53rd story window.
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of coke fall out a window
Are you coming with me or are you gonna crash here?
Eric Clapton won't let cocaine fall out of a window....
Near-immediate
They're both a little bit better with Cream
Theres no way that Eric Clapton would ever let his bag of coke fall out his window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony.
But they couldn't decide who should go on first.
Eric CLAPton.
A Clap-Ton.
A classical gas chamber.
Five: one to change the bulb and the other four to tell him how Eric Clapton would do it.
Bonus: How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?
Nobody cares
What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?
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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because his son had a bad experience with windows
That guy sure hates Windows.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a 49th story window.
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