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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Too soon?
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
He was fingering A minor.
What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?
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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Five: one to change the bulb and the other four to tell him how Eric Clapton would do it.
Bonus: How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?
Nobody cares
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton won't let cocaine fall out of a window....
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He had a bad experience with windows.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony.
Are you coming with me or are you gonna crash here?
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One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
...he was never a fan of having Windows open.
They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window #TearsInHeaven
A classical gas chamber.
They both suck without Cream.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window
Theres no way that Eric Clapton would ever let his bag of coke fall out his window
Eric Clapton wouldn't have let an eightball of coke fall out of a 53rd story window.
A Clap-Ton.
Eric CLAPton.
or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Happy birthday Eric and sorry for the dark joke
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of heroin fall out a 53rd-floor window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of coke fall out a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a 49th story window.
That guy sure hates Windows.
Because his son had a bad experience with windows
He was a Clapton maniac.
MJ wouldn't let a kid fall out of the window
But they couldn't decide who should go on first.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window
They're both a little bit better with Cream
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