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What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of coke fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.



Too soon?

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What's the difference between a pound of cocaine and a 4 year old child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a pound of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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A joke about babies and cocaine

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?


Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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Why was Eric Clapton arrested?

He was fingering A minor.

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what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of coke?

Eric Clapton would've never let a bag of coke fall out the window

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a toddler

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out a window

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common?

They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.

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Why does Eric Clapton prefer OSX?

...he was never a fan of having Windows open.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common?

They both suck without Cream.

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Today it's his birthday so what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Happy birthday Eric and sorry for the dark joke

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What's the difference between a kilo of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out of the window

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I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful...

or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a 4 year old boy?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out the window

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Do you know what the difference between an eightball of cocaine and a four year old child is?

Eric Clapton wouldn't have let an eightball of coke fall out of a 53rd story window.

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Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

eric clapton wont let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of heroin?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of heroin fall out a 53rd-floor window.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What the difference between a toddler and a bag of coke?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window #TearsInHeaven

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Whats the difference between a bag of coke and a 3 yr old kid?

Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of coke fall out a window

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What did Eric Clapton say to Stevie ray Vaughan?

Are you coming with me or are you gonna crash here?

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