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Funniest Clan Short Jokes

Short clan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clan humour may include short tribe jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
  2. I came up with a clever strategy to get my girlfriend to like my wordplay-loving family.... ....but she didn't fall for my punning clan.
  3. Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan
  4. I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.
  5. Did you hear about the hate-group whose members are mainly doves and chickens? It's called the Coo Clucks Clan.
  6. Our clan has a tradition of naming our children after deceased family members. We named our son "Grandpa."
  7. What do you call a group of racist chickens playing mystery board games? A Clue Clucks Clan
  8. How do you tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to? If ya look up his kilt and see a quarterpounder he's a McDonald.
  9. Did you guys hear about that group of people that's overly enthusiastic about orange, powdered beverages? You know, the Woooooo! Tang! Clan.
  10. What's the difference between Team Rocket and Reddit? Team Rocket always has a cunning plan, while Reddit is a punning clan.

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Clan One Liners

Which clan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clan? I can suggest the ones about family group and mafia.

  1. What would you call a clan for chickens? Coo Clucks Clan
  2. There's a name for a group of racist birds It's called the Coo Clucks Clan
  3. I just killed a clan of chickpeas It was a total hummuside
  4. I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn We're the Fall Guys
  5. What do you call a group of racist white chickens COO CLUCKS CLAN
  6. What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries? The Uwu-Tang Clan.
  7. What do you call a group of Racist Wizards? The Horcrux Clan
  8. What do you call a furry hip hop group? the uwu-tang clan
  9. What do you call a group of racists birds? The Coo Clucks Clan
  10. What is the name of Dory's family? The Blue Tang Clan
  11. What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan
  12. Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan
  13. What cult is run by birds? The Coo Clucks Clan
  14. What is Dory from finding Nemo's favorite band? The blue Tang clan.
  15. What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans

Clan joke, What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Cheeky Clan Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about clan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean squad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clan pranks.

I'm 24 and she's 13. She wants me - what do I do?

I've been playing an online game with a woman. I'm up to level 24, but she's only on level 13. She really wants me in her clan to help her level, but I cant find the heart to tell her that she's only going to hold me back from leveling up myself.

The Klu Klux k**... is so s**...

They can't even spell clan right

I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.

I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called?

The Tu-w**... Clan

If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them?

Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit.

A low level member in a clan of cannibals gave some of his food...

...to the leader of the clan, in order to gain his favor.
It cost an arm and a leg, but it was worth it.

What was the headline when a former Ghostbuster's family dug a really long ditch in his home country?

A Dan, A Clan, A Canal, Canada

I always eat at this fried chicken place, the Cool Clucks Clan

My only criticism is that they don't serve dark meat

Clan joke, I always eat at this fried chicken place, the Cool Clucks Clan

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