The Best 12 Clams Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clams jokes. There are some clams crab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clams oyster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clams Jokes and Puns

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do clams do for their birthday?

They shellibrate...

Why don't clams donate to charity?

They're shellfish.

Clams joke, Why don't clams donate to charity?

A health insurance company is offering a cheaper deal to anyone who ticks a box that says they promise not to eat shellfish.

They call it their No Clams Bonus.

A man goes to the doctor as he has a problem speaking.

He says, Doctor, I'm having a problem where I can't speak this specific letter. It's getting really irritating!

The doctor, using his quick thinking, says, Alright, repeat all the letters in the alphabet for me.

The man rattles of the first twenty, but then clams up, face full of frustration and resignation.

Ah, the doctor says. It seems like it's a u problem.

My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety...

He says it clams him down.

Beautiful clams don't look out for others

They're pretty shellfish

Clams joke, Beautiful clams don't look out for others

Why are clams bad at sharing?

Because they are shellfish.

What is a clams favorite TV channel?

The crust station.

What did they call the two nude girls playing roulette?

Clams Casino

What do you call it when a walrus eats 1000 clams?

A calamity.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clams mollusk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clams fish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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