Clairvoyant Jokes
41 clairvoyant jokes and hilarious clairvoyant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clairvoyant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Clairvoyant Short Jokes
Short clairvoyant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clairvoyant humour may include short psychic jokes also.
- Why could the petit clairvoyant never find a dress that fits? Everyone thought she was a medium
- My great grandad used to make fabric booths for clairvoyants and fortune tellers.. He was a con-tent creator.
- Why did the clairvoyant visit the psychologist? He was suffering from pre-traumatic stress disorder.
- What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf who's just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
- A clairvoyant dwarf escaped from prison... please be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
- Did you hear about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large.
- "I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..." "...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."
- The clairvoyant and her boyfriend got engaged after only two dates. It was love at second sight, they said.
- What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large.
- An angry clairvoyant got drunk in a bar and started a fight. Police have arrested a mean medium, mowed.
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Clairvoyant One Liners
Which clairvoyant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clairvoyant? I can suggest the ones about fortuneteller and fortune teller.
- Why are clairvoyants called mediums? Because they're not rare or well done.
- What would u call a clairvoyant midget who escaped prison? A small medium at large.
- I punched a clairvoyant who was laughing at me once. I like to strike a happy medium
- I saw a clairvoyant laughing, so I hit them. I always like to strike a happy medium.
- what do you call a clairvoyant midget evading police custody a small medium at large
- What do you call a Scottish dwarf clairvoyant on the run from prison? A wee free seer
- Two clairvoyants walked into a bar. You would have thought one would have seen it.
- What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that's on the run? A small medium at large
- I met a clairvoyant botanist the other day She could see the fuschia
- I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm
- What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future .... .... clairvoyant
- In a rare moment of forethought, the clairvoyant transcended ...and reached fivethought
- Clairvoyant's house:
"Who's there?"
Knock, knock. - How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium.
- A clairvoyant midget escapes from jail Police are saying there's a small medium at large.

Comical Clairvoyant Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about clairvoyant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fortune tellers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clairvoyant pranks.
Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?
He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.
(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)
Keep your clairvoyant chipper [OC unless I accidentally stole this]
When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)
A 9/11 widow, a black s**..., a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft
"I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant
Netflix the clairvoyant!
Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.
Which proves that Netflix was right all along...
Orange is the new Black.
After being found guilty of massive tax fraud and sentenced to 30 years in prison, a world renowned clairvoyant used his short stature to escape and is currently on the run from authorities.
The headlines read 'Small Medium at Large'
The personal assistant enters Stalin's office to announce to him: "Comrade Stalin, a clairvoyant is waiting outside demanding an audience with you. He says that he is able to foresee the future."
Stalin, still bent over the table, calmly replies: "He shall be executed. If he really foresaw the future, he would never want to meet me."
