The Best 10 Claire Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Claire jokes. There are some claire deduct jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these claire julie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Claire Jokes and Puns

I was in a relationship with Lorraine, but fell in love with Claire Lee.

When Lorraine found out, she left me. Then I realized

I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.

My girlfriend, Lorraine, dumped me when she found out I was cheating on her with her fit friend, Claire Lee

Good news, I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.

A man is married to his wife Lorraine

But he is secretly having an affair with his neighbor Claire Lee.
One day Lorraine discovers her husband has been cheating on her and swiftly packs her bags and leaves the next morning.
The man doesn't mind, and on his way to see Claire Lee the next morning he can't stop singing that one song
"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone"

Claire joke, A man is married to his wife Lorraine

My friend Claire predicted she'd be able to float in water

Guess she thought she was Claire bouyant.

I asked Sister Claire why she insists on wearing a dirty hat to church.

She said it's just a nasty habit.


What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay?

"Let me be Claire."

What do you call a fortune-telling insect who plays the Queen?

A Claire Foy Ant.

Claire joke, What do you call a fortune-telling insect who plays the Queen?

I overheard it was my co-worker's birthday tomorrow so I wished her a happy birthday eve.

She said her name is Claire and her birthday is actually tomorrow.

Eclaire?

I barely know Claire!

The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family.

When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said "Uhhh...let me be Claire."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the claire lizzie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working claire jenna piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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