Claire Jokes
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I was in a relationship with Lorraine, but fell in love with Claire Lee.
When Lorraine found out, she left me. Then I realized
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.
Sad, sad news; I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine....
All because I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee.
Good news though.... I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.
(Really happened) went to the doctors with my wife Claire
The nurse asked if she had an "I". I said she has 2 otherwise she couldn't have driven us here.
A man is married to his wife Lorraine
But he is secretly having an affair with his neighbor Claire Lee.
One day Lorraine discovers her husband has been cheating on her and swiftly packs her bags and leaves the next morning.
The man doesn't mind, and on his way to see Claire Lee the next morning he can't stop singing that one song
"I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone"
My friend Claire predicted she'd be able to float in water
Guess she thought she was Claire bouyant.
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I asked Sister Claire why she insists on wearing a dirty hat to church.
She said it's just a n**... habit.
What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay?
"Let me be Claire."
What do you call a fortune-telling insect who plays the Queen?
A Claire Foy Ant.
I overheard it was my co-worker's birthday tomorrow so I wished her a happy birthday eve.
She said her name is Claire and her birthday is actually tomorrow.
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