The Best 8 Clair Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clair jokes. There are some clair hai jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clair carte puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clair Jokes and Puns

Bad news. I broke up with Lorraine. She found out I was seeing Clair Lee

The good news is I can see Clair Lee now Lorraine has gone.



EDIT : I've never heard this but I'm getting tanked for it by my friends

But I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day.

Why are clairvoyants called mediums?

Because they're not rare or well done.

I saw a clairvoyant laughing, so I hit them.

I always like to strike a happy medium.

A clairvoyant dwarf escaped from prison...

please be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

Keep your clairvoyant chipper [OC unless I accidentally stole this]

When I was a single man, I dated a series of psychics. For the first date, I brought a dozen long stem roses, and she said it was too much, and was angry. So for the second psychic, I brought nothing, and she too was offended. For the third psychic, I settled for a single rose, and I finally found a happy medium. (But in the end it didn't work out, she said she couldn't see a future together.)


The clairvoyant and her boyfriend got engaged after only two dates.

It was love at second sight, they said.

A man walks into a bar

His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later a arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about love life. He says, "its kind of ironic bond".

A clairvoyant

A clairvoyant dwarf escaped Maidstone prison this week
Police are looking for a small medium at large!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clair arsonist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clair saltiest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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