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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?
M'genta
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Bert, the oldest guy at the company was retiring...
At his retirement party, as a surprise, a large cake was rolled out, and a s**..., scantly clad woman jumped out! The woman called him over and whispered, "Hey there s**..., you want some super s**... tonight?"
"Well", said Bert, "that depends, what sort of soup?"
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A fiery d**..., clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled d**....
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
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What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?
An illumi-hotty!
What is a fedora clad neck-bearded gent's favourite band?
M'roon 5
The software engineer was in his office when a large swarm of bugs attacked him.
Had he been clad with harder clothes, he might have survived.
Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favourite football club?
M'gladbach
How did the fedora clad neckbeard know his phone was about to die?
The battery indicator was m'roon
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