The Best 7 Clad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clad jokes. There are some clad negligee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clad worn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clad Jokes and Puns

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Bert, the oldest guy at the company was retiring...

At his retirement party, as a surprise, a large cake was rolled out, and a sexy, scantly clad woman jumped out! The woman called him over and whispered, "Hey there sexy, you want some super sex tonight?"
"Well", said Bert, "that depends, what sort of soup?"

I just saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep....

It was a lamb-bikini.

A fiery demon, clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.

Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.

With each horrific step, the bells jangled damnation.

That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.

Step.

That's the jingle bell.

Step.

That's the jingle Balrog.

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!


What is a fedora clad neck-bearded gent's favourite band?

M'roon 5

The software engineer was in his office when a large swarm of bugs attacked him.

Had he been clad with harder clothes, he might have survived.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clad attire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clad skies piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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