Civility Jokes

Following is our collection of kindness puns and gentlemanly one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Civility jokes for adults, dirty honesty jokes and clean civilization dad gags for kids.

The Best Civility Puns

Naked sunbathing....

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself."

I was warned in November 2016...

People warned me, that if I voted for Hillary Clinton it would be the end of civility and truthfulness in the US as we know it, the deficit would skyrocket, and there would be never ending investigations of the president.

Well, I voted for Hillary and that was what happened!

Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility.

5 beavers is worth a caribou

4 caribous are worth a loon

And 2 loons are worth a polar bear.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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