The Best 4 Civilians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Civilians jokes. There are some civilians innocent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these civilians casualties puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Civilians Jokes and Puns

where did the civilians go during the bombing?

everywhere.

A News Anchor is in an Islamic country interviewing the civilians.

The news anchor asks a woman:"Are you being oppressed?"
The woman stutters:"I...I have to ask my husband."

Source/Inspiration: Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen

Hindsight is 20/20.

Or 8:20 PM, for the civilians out there.

A woman started attacking civilians with an axe. Cops were present, but did nothing.

They were stunned by her cleavage.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the civilians platoon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working civilians marines piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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