Civil Rights Jokes
39 civil rights jokes and hilarious civil rights puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about civil rights that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Civil Rights Short Jokes
Short civil rights jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The civil rights humour may include short human rights jokes also.
- I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
- I don't understand why there's confusion arround the civil rights movement. It's a black and white issue.
- Everyone keeps talking about how Rosa Parks stood up for civil rights. I thought the whole point was that they DIDN'T stand up??
- A pirate is sitting at a bar... In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog.
The pirate says, "Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!" - What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que.
- I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations
- I heard Frankie Muniz is going to be playing a 1960's civil rights leader, in the upcoming film... 'Malcolm X in the Middle'.
- If India was to break out into a civil war right now... It could technically be considered the Third World War.
- What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and an executed Chinese civil right fighter? They both wanted to be wight
- My grandfather was crucial to the American Civil Rights movement. If he hadn't had Rosa Parks arrested, it would have never taken off.
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Civil Rights One Liners
Which civil rights one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with civil rights? I can suggest the ones about voting rights and equal rights.
- What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King
- What civil rights leader sold the most sponges? Martin Loofa King
- What do you call a white civil rights activist? Talcum X
- Finger Brutality is real against boogers It's a civil rights tissue
- What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr.
- This is a good one. Civil Rights
- Yo momma so dumb She thought civil rights was about laundry.
- I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was "Black teenagers civil rights"
Civil Rights Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about civil rights you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean social justice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make civil rights pranks.
Three engineers were discussing who could have been the architect of the human body.
The first said, "It definitely was a Mechanical Engineer, look at all the joints."
The second said, "Nah dude, it was an Electrical Engineer, look at all the electrical connections from the brain."
The third said, "Nope, only a Civil Engineer will run piping carrying sanitation waste right next to a recreational area."
Three engineers were arguing.
The mechanical engineer, the electrical engineer, and the civil engineer. They were arguing about what sort of an engineer God must be.
"Well, God must be a mechanical engineer, because look at the human skeleton. Look at all the stress it's able to absorb."
"But look at the nervous system. Look at all the wiring. God must be an electrical engineer."
"Well, God must be a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would run a liquid waste disposal unit right through a major recreational facility."
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer were having a drink after work
As they drank, the conversation turned to God. Obviously, he was an engineer! But what sort of engineer?
The mechanical engineer brought up the perfection of the human joints and musculature. Surely that proved God was a mechanical engineer!
The electrical engineer responded that, without the brains and nerves, those muscles and joints would be useless. God must be an electrical engineer!
The civil engineer just looked at the two of them and shook his head. "Who else but a civil engineer would put the sewer outflow right in the middle of the entertainment district?"
Three engineers are discussing God's engineering background.
The first one says, "God was clearly an electrical engineer. The human nervous system is a feat of electrical engineering genius!"
The second one says, "Absolutely not! He was a mechanical engineer. The way the muscles and bones interact are mechanically brilliant!"
The third one says, "Nope, you're both idiots. God was a civil engineer. Who else would run a sewage line right through a playground?"
An art museum in Virginia...
An art museum in Virginia recently opened an exhibition of Robert Mapplethorpe's male n**.... The display of that kind of art in a conservative state has lead to a great deal of local controversy, with local church groups picketing the museum, along with counter-demonstrators by art lovers, civil libertarians, and gay rights groups.
The local paper has begun referring to it as the Battle of Manasses.
My grandfather was one of the most important figures to the Civil Rights movement.
If he hadn't forced Rosa Parks out of her seat, it would never have taken off.
What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?
Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.
Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God
The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."
The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscles, bones, ligaments, and tendons!"
The civil engineer says "You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal line right through a prime recreational area?"
My driving instructor is a civil rights activist
Her driving course is called Rosa Parks cars
You know why we had problems with Civil Rights in America?
because we didn't have civil w**....
Superbowl Commercial Concept
*Queue dark, stormy night*
"There comes a time when we must all step up for equality"
*Flash of civil rights marches, gay pride parades and protests in the middle east*
"A time when we cannot accept bigotry and hatred"
*Rain pours on multi-ethnic protesters linked arm in arm*
"A time to proclaim that an era of love and understanding is here"
*People celebrating good news outside the Supreme Court*
"Arm and Hammer Baking Soda, the choice of a new tomorrow"
Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is
Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is.
Electrical engineer: "surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry."
Mechanical engineer: "no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer."
Civil engineer: "God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area."
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3 engineers are arguing about what kind of engineer God is......
and the mechanical engineer says, "Just look at the muscular system, all the fluid dynamics and joints. God was clearly a mechanical engineer." To which the electrical engineer says. "No, no, no, just look at the nervous system! The way impulses are sent all over the body and how the brain stores information; God was clearly an electrical engineer." "I'm sorry guys, God was a civil engineer. " says the civil engineer. " No one else would run a waste disposal pipeline right through the entertainment district."