Civic Jokes
23 civic jokes and hilarious civic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about civic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Civic Short Jokes
Short civic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The civic humour may include short citizen jokes also.
- I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs. It'll be my Civic duty.
- I use to own a Pontiac Trans Am, then I got a Honda Civic, and now I have a toyota Prius That is my Auto-biography.
- On Election Day, here's a little tip that I learned in high school civics class: Vote for option C every time, and you'll get at least 75% correct.
- How did the auto mechanic pass his class on government? He had all the right answers hon da' civics exam!
- Did you hear about the Honda employee who was found not guilty? It was the judge's Civic duty to let him leave on his own Accord
- My wife begged me to get a Civic for the family. But if I want to get a car, it will be on my own Accord.
- What's the difference between my Honda Civic and OP's mum? The car can only fit three in the back
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Civic One Liners
Which civic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with civic? I can suggest the ones about civilian and civil.
- What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody.
- My mayor claims he's a Honda dealer... He calls his dealership the Civic Centre
- Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!
- A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic.
- What is the only subject Mexicans are good at? Civics
- What is the car that can behave? Honda Civic
- Cars It takes 2 Civics to make a (south) Sudan
Uproarious Civic Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about civic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humanitarian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make civic pranks.
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My girlfriend tried to make me have s**... on the hood of her Honda Civic
I refused. If I'm going to have s**..., its going to be on my own Accord
A Glasgow girl goes to the Civic Center to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the civil servant?
"10" replies the girl.
"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"
"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec
"Doesn't that get confusing?" "
Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.
"'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying…..
"I must have taken Leif off my census."
Civics teacher dropped this on us today.
Have you heard about the new Nasa program? They're fixing up one of their shuttles and sending some cows into space to study. It'll be the herd shot around the world!
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Need a dessert s**... joke to say to my girlfriend and I feel like id miss a hugely funny opportunity if I didnt nailed this joke.
Your help will make 2 people's lives very funny for a moment and what could be better than that? Its your civic duty to help out. And i promise she wont be made uncomfortable we are currently in the middle of a dirty exchange so I would definitely know by now naw meen?
Three men die and go to heaven.
At the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that he will ask each of them a question and that their answer will determine how they will get around in heaven.
He asks the first man, Have you ever cheated on your wife? The man answers, No, never! St. Peter says, Good man, I will give you a Ferrari for your loyalty.
St. Peter then asks the second man, Have you ever cheated on your wife? The man answers, I did once and regret it to this day! St. Peter says, I hear your regret. Take this Honda Civic.
St. Peter then asks the third man, Have you ever cheated on your wife? The man answers, Many times. What can I say, I just love women! St. Peter says, You are honest. Take this scooter. At least you won't have to walk.
So the third man is riding around on his scooter when he sees the first man's Ferrari pulled over to the side of the road. He sees the man, crying, and asks, What's wrong?
The first man replies, I just saw my wife on a bicycle.
