Following is our collection of civil puns and ride one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Civic jokes for adults, dirty petit jokes and clean municipal dad gags for kids.
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord
"How many children?" asks the civil servant?
"10" replies the girl.
"10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?"
"Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec
"Doesn't that get confusing?" "
Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant.
"'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames"
The first says "god must be a mechanical engineer. Look at all these joints!"
The second says "nonsense! God must be an electrical engineer. The brain is made of millions of electrical connections!"
The third says "both of you are wrong! God must be a civic engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
I told her if I was gonna have sex, it would have to be on my own Accord
It'll be my Civic duty.
My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic.
I told her, "No thanks, we'll do it on my own Accord."
"I must have taken Leif off my census."
Have you heard about the new Nasa program? They're fixing up one of their shuttles and sending some cows into space to study. It'll be the herd shot around the world!
If I'm ever going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
Civic doody.
He calls his dealership the Civic Centre
...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.
He thought it was his civic doodie!
and all he can afford is a base model civic.
It was the judge's Civic duty to let him leave on his own Accord
But if I want to get a car, it will be on my own Accord.
Honda Civic
Your help will make 2 people's lives very funny for a moment and what could be better than that? Its your civic duty to help out. And i promise she wont be made uncomfortable we are currently in the middle of a dirty exchange so I would definitely know by now naw meen?
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.