City Morgue Jokes
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Best lines when dealing with telemarketers
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you r**... 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
Due to the lack of space, the city morgue and the comedy club will be in the same building
This Friday is open Mike night.
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You might be a necropheliac if...
Shout out to Jeff Foxworthy for the inspiration. Here we go.
You might be a necropheliac if...
Your version of tinder is the local obituaries.
You have detailed knowledge of the security setup of every f**... home and cemetery in your city.
The contents of your trunk include a shovel, a flashlight, and a dozen roses.
You have been notified in writing that your repeated applications to work at the county morgue will not result in an interview.
Your nicest clothes smell of Cologne, formaldehyde and shame.
And finally...
All of your dates give you the cold shoulder, and you absolutely love it.
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