The Best 19 Citrus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Citrus jokes. There are some citrus grapefruit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these citrus tangerine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Citrus Jokes and Puns

How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate?

None.

How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?

None.

What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit?

Lemonade.

Citrus joke, What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit?

I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco

He spat some dope limes

A Punny Punderwater Joke

What do you call an underwater citrus?



Sublime.


You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits.

They are sublime.

Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree?

It's a sublime spot

Citrus joke, Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree?

Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn?

A lemon tree school

TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.

Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit....

You may contract lemonaids.

Instead of mistletoe, we should hang up green citrus fruits

so when you stand under them, you'll feel sublime.

You can explore citrus mango reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean citrus lemon dad jokes. There are also citrus puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex

They get lemon-aids

Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit?

He got lemon aids.

I have pretty strong opinions about citrus

I find the taste of lemons to be quite sublime

A man in Kentucky mixed together sweet tea, citrus juice and bourbon at a party

You were expecting a punch line weren't you?

A citrus goes to the doctor

The citrus tells the doctor he's not feeling well.
The doctor says, of course not.
You have lime disease.

Courtesy of my 6 year old.
#wholesome

Citrus joke, A citrus goes to the doctor

What do you get when you cross a citrus with batman

Orange justice

What do you call a citrus fruit underwater?

Limes are the best sour citrus fruit.

And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the citrus orchard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working citrus pineapple piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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