Citrus Jokes

Funniest Citrus Short Jokes

Short citrus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The citrus humour may include short lemon lime jokes also.

1. I once knew a rapper who used cannabis infused citrus as chewing tobacco He spat some dope limes
2. My roommates have very strong opinions about lemons One says lemons are the worst type of citrus.
   One says lemons are the absolute best.
   Both call them "sublime."
3. Instead of mistletoe, we should hang up green citrus fruits so when you stand under them, you'll feel sublime.
4. A man in Kentucky mixed together sweet tea, citrus juice and bourbon at a party You were expecting a punch line weren't you?
5. Literary historians recently found a Briton recipe for a citrus-based sauce translated by Samuel Taylor Coleridge It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'
6. A citrus goes to the doctor The citrus tells the doctor he's not feeling well.
   The doctor says, of course not.
   You have lime disease.
   Courtesy of my 6 year old.
   #wholesome

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Citrus One Liners

Which citrus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with citrus? I can suggest the ones about lemon and lime and lemon.

1. How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None.
2. What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade.
3. What do you call a group of religious oranges? Jehovah's citruses.
4. A Punny Punderwater Joke What do you call an underwater citrus?
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   Sublime.
5. You know what I think of submissive citrus fruits. They are sublime.
6. Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree? It's a sublime spot
7. Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn? A lemon tree school
8. I have pretty strong opinions about citrus I find the taste of lemons to be quite sublime
9. What do you get when you cross a citrus with batman Orange justice
10. What do you call a citrus fruit underwater?
11. Limes are the best sour citrus fruit. And lemons are absolutely sub-lime.
12. Oranges make a great detective Because he could citrus
13. I wonder why life gave me lemons, probably because I am a citrus farmer.
14. Laural from Kmart citrus height cali,you know who I am
15. What did the apple tell the annoying orange? Citrus down.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Citrus Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about citrus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange juice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make citrus pranks.