Citizenship Jokes
25 citizenship jokes and hilarious citizenship puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about citizenship that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you an Australian citizen who needs a little comic relief? Check out these hilarious jokes involving citizenship, capitals, maps, and assessment. Get ready to laugh out loud!
Funniest Citizenship Short Jokes
Short citizenship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The citizenship humour may include short nationality jokes also.
- I was applying for australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, Do you have a criminal record? I said, No. Is that still required?
- Did you hear about the French fencer who frequently spent time in the USA for competitions? He eventually applied for duel citizenship.
- I would never dream of giving up my British citizenship
for tax purposes I'm an American - My friend from Prague finally got his US citizenship approved... He is a cancelled Czech now.
- Due to recent changes, 50 cent has changed his citizenship to the UK. After experiencing weight gain, he is being converted to UK currency and will now be known as "50 pounds".
- I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" "Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.
- The most confusing dual citizenship? French and Spanish, because then you have to decide between being on strike and unemployed.
- American A man from Israel got his citizenship, I guess you could say he Israeli American now
- When you apply for American citizenship... When you apply for American citizenship, you have to write a short paper about yourself. Or in other words,
A you essay - If I ever got citizenship to Switzerland, I'd go straight to Turkey... I'd finally be in Turkey *and* Swiss.
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Citizenship One Liners
Which citizenship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with citizenship? I can suggest the ones about immigration and immigrants.
- I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh +
- What is the first question on the Canadian Citizenship Exam? Who's sorry now?
- I heard you didn't pass your Australian citizenship test... Didgeridoo it?
- Can one get Slovenian citizenship through a spouse? Asking for a President.
- I applied for Chinese citizenship But I forgot to go to orientation
- I've got the license to kill. I've been granted American citizenship.
Cheeky Citizenship Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about citizenship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean civil rights jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make citizenship pranks.
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We should have a TV show where i**... immigrants hunt down s**... offenders for a chance at citizenship
We can call it "alien vs Predator"
Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:
Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.
A man goes to apply for Finnish citizenship.
A man goes to apply for Finnish citizenship. He says to the employee, I want to be a citizen of Finland. The employee responds in broken English.
Employee: You nice?
Man: Um... I suppose so.
Back of line.
What's the problem?
Nice guys Finnish last.
I applied to a citizen of Finland
In the online application there was an odd question. "Are you a nice guy", it said, I thought it was an odd question but I clicked yes. Immediately I was directed to a page saying I was directed to the back of the queue for citizenship, I was confused but I read later in the application and it said. "Nice guys, Finnish last".
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It's okay if white people invade Mexico illegally, only speaking English, taking jobs, bringing gangs, r**... and drugs while demand citizenship?
That is the Politically Correct thing to do.
