The Best 11 Cited Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cited jokes. There are some cited publication jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cited journal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cited Jokes and Puns

Today a woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

When I got face to face with the woman, I said, "Miss, are you aware that you could be cited for indecent exposure?"

"Why?" the woman asked.

"Well," I said, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."

The woman quickly looked down and screamed, "Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"

Warning.... Dad Joke: What was Lloyd cited for?

Lloydering.

Breaking news: A teacher was arrested for carrying a protractor, a compass and a divider.

The cited reason for the arrest was: " He was carrying weapons of math instruction".

A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road...

She was cited for littering.

What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?

An influenzer.


Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper?

Knott, et al.

The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com

They cited Eminem domain

A dog was giving birth on the side of the road...

She was cited with littering.

What does a works cited page and a teenage girl have in common?

A period in the wrong place can be catastrophic.

Violators will be cited....

Citers will be violated.

Saint Nick got off scot-free from years of accumulated speeding charges.

He cited the Santa clause.

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