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Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
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"What fish?"
I fell in love while starting my essay.
It was love at first cite.
Too many authors to cite?
No problem et al.
How do you cite a neckbeard?
MLA'dy
Research Papers s**...
I hate having to cite sources when I'm writing research papers. Sometimes it makes me so depressed that I just want to end et al.
I finally found someone who cares as much as I do about providing sources for every claim.
It was love at first cite.
Miskatonic University Eliminated First Round of NCAA Tournament
Officials cite g**... misunderstanding of march madness …
Not a fan of APA
MLA, however, was love at first cite.
New studies show that becoming a chef is the number one job for homeless people after re-integration into society...
Many cite their strong resumes as the key to their success considering they have a lot of experience pan handling.
If you really think about it, it is 150% more likely...
...for someone to make up statistics rather than cite real ones.
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