The Best 9 Cite Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cite jokes. There are some cite compost jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cite refer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cite Jokes and Puns
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
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"What fish?"
I fell in love while starting my essay.
It was love at first cite.
Too many authors to cite?
No problem et al.
How do you cite a neckbeard?
MLA'dy
Research Papers Suck
I hate having to cite sources when I'm writing research papers. Sometimes it makes me so depressed that I just want to end et al.
Not a fan of APA
MLA, however, was love at first cite.
New studies show that becoming a chef is the number one job for homeless people after re-integration into society...
Many cite their strong resumes as the key to their success considering they have a lot of experience pan handling.
If you really think about it, it is 150% more likely...
...for someone to make up statistics rather than cite real ones.
I really need help fixing my bibliography!
Sorry, wrong cite...
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cite extremes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working cite nightstick piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.