Citation Jokes
6 citation jokes and hilarious citation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about citation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover citation jokes to use in the classroom or when writing. From referencing popular misquotes to pointing out the need for an APA citation, these funny puns will add an element of light-heartedness to any lesson. Learn about the different types of citation jokes and how to incorporate them into your work.
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A funny joke indeed
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**...."
A Wikipedia editor is pulled over for speeding
\[citation needed\]
My editor told me he didn't like my citation formatting
He didn't like id., et al.
Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?
Because it's re-fined!
Wikipedia has been around for seventeen years now!
[Citation needed]
Police ride along
A friend of mine who was an officer invited me for a ride along. As we were driving along he told me: "I've been a cop for almost 20 years now. I can follow anyone, and I mean anyone for just 1 mile down the road and I can find something I can cite them for."
I said prove it, so he started following the next guy he saw. After a mile he said "I can't believe it, he didn't do a single thing wrong. I'm going to pull him over and let him know."
He pulls the guy over, goes up to him and says "Sir, I'm sorry I pulled you over. I just wanted to compliment you. I followed you for a while and not once did you speed, change lanes without signaling, or do anything else deserving of a citation. I rarely see this so I wanted to thank you for you safe driving."
The guy looks up at him and replies: "Well, you've got to be careful when you're drunk."
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