Cistern Jokes

Following is our collection of professionally puns and fetishists one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cistern jokes for adults, dirty orchestra jokes and clean basin dad gags for kids.

The Best Cistern Puns

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

People were astounded to find a stringed instrument hidden within the dry well

but it was merely more evidence of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.

It was a shock to the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but,

after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern.


Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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