The Best 6 Cistern Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cistern jokes. There are some cistern fetishists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cistern basin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cistern Jokes and Puns

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

People were astounded to find a stringed instrument hidden within the dry well

but it was merely more evidence of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.

It was a shock to the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but,

after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern.


Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cistern reservoir jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cistern flush piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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