Cirrus Jokes
6 cirrus jokes and hilarious cirrus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cirrus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Cirrus Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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My mind is a little cloudy...
...time for some cirrus thought.
What did the Joker cloud say to the Batcloud?
"Why so cirrus?"
^^^^kill ^^^^me
What did the joker say to the wispy ice cloud?
Why so cirrus?
My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere....
I said "You can't be cirrus."
A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck...
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his
two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julia Gillard.
That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn't had s**... for months.
Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'
What did the Sun say when the cumulus cloud told him to shut up?
You can't be cirrus
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