cirque Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious cirque puns

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.


What do you get when you fuck a circus performer?

Cirque Du So-Laid


What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay


What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a strip club?

The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...


My friend slept with an acrobat, but it wasn't as great as he anticipated.

It was a Cirque du So So Lay.


What is Santa's favorite Las Vegas attraction?

Cirque du Sleigh


What are the most funny Cirque jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Cirque? Well, here are the best Cirque dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Cirque pick up lines to share with friends.


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