Circus Elephant Jokes
18 circus elephant jokes and hilarious circus elephant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about circus elephant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Circus Elephant Short Jokes
Short circus elephant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circus elephant humour may include short elephant jokes also.
- What's one unique thing about Trump's appearance in NYC this week? It's the only circus where an elephant is also the clown.
- Two clowns were crying near the circus A passer-by asks them why are they crying.
"Well, the elephant has died"
"And you loved him so much?"
"No, but they've put us to dig his grave" - Why did the Elephant Man quit the circus? Because they were paying him peanuts!
Making my way out now... - Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
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Circus Elephant One Liners
Which circus elephant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circus elephant? I can suggest the ones about circus and circus clown.
- What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs? Irrelephant.
- I don't support elephants in the circus They are just too heavy.
- Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant
Humorous Circus Elephant Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about circus elephant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baby elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circus elephant pranks.
An elephant escaped from the circus...
...and ended up in a little old lady's back garden. The lady had never seen an elephant before, so she rang the police.
"Please come quickly," she said to the policeman who answered the phone. "There's a strange looking animal in my garden picking up cabbages with its tail."
"What's it doing with them?" asked the policeman.
"If I told you," said the old lady, "you'd never beleive me!"
That's nothing
A father, mother and a small kid go to see a circus. There, among many animals the kid sees the elephant and its long thing hanging between his legs. The kid asks dad "What's that". Ashamed to answer, father says "Ask mother".
The kid asks mom, and she too is ashamed and says, "Oh, that's nothing". The kid goes back to father, and father asks, "What did mom say". Kid says she told "That's nothing".
Father replies sighing, "Yeah for your mother even that's nothing".
Traveling Circus
A circus stopped in a small town. An elephant escaped and found its way into an old woman's garden. Not recognizing the beast, she frantically called the sheriff. "Sherrif, there's an enormous awful beast in my garden, and it's pulling up my petunias with its tail". "Oh?" said the sheriff. "and what is it doing with the petunias?". "Sheriff, if I told you, you'd never believe me!"
A man is on a photo safari in Africa.
He finds an elephant in distress, lying in the bushes. Upon inspection, he finds that the elephant has a large, sharp rock embedded in the bottom of its foot. He carefully pulls the rock free, and the elephant gets up and saunters away.
Almost a decade later he is back in his home town when a circus is visiting and they put on a parade. The man is watching all of the animals go past, when he notices, and makes eye contact with a large African elephant. The elephant immediately turns toward the man, picks him up in its trunk, slams him on the pavement and then stomps the life out of him.
Different elephant.
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Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the truth?
Because he isn't a lion.
#9
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats!
#8
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
#7
What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
#6
What is a cat's favorite TV show?
The evening mews!
#5
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
#4
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
#3
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty p**....
#2
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
#1
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you
Elephant ambiguity
A circus train derailed in a very rural area and several animals escaped throughout the countryside. An elephant wandered into an elderly lady's garden and began eating her vegetables. She looked out from inside her house and saw the animal. Being nearsighted and never having seen an elephant, she phoned the sheriff and exclaimed "Sheriff, sheriff, come quick; there is some kind of critter in my garden, it is bigger than my toolshed, and it is pulling up my turnips with its tail!". The sheriff replied,"Pulling turnips up with its tail? What is it doing with them?" The old lady squinted through the window and reluctantly replied, "Sheriff, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me!
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This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress.
He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant t**... merrily away.
Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him b**... into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.
It was a different elephant.
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A little boy, his mother and his father are at a circus watching the elephants...
When the little boy notices something hanging between the elephants legs. He asks 'mommy, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?'
His mother says 'oh, it's nothing'
The little boy turns to his father and says 'daddy, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?'
'that, son' says his dad, 'is a p**...'
The boy thinks for a moment before asking, 'then why did mommy say it was nothing?'
The father puffs up with pride and says 'because I've spoiled that woman, son'