Circus Clown Jokes
44 circus clown jokes and hilarious circus clown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about circus clown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Circus Clown Short Jokes
Short circus clown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circus clown humour may include short circus performer jokes also.
- It's not true that air travel has become a circus. Circuses may feature the same level of animal cruelty, sadness and clowns as air travel, but circuses actually start on time.
- My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise. His career is in the gutter.
- You will never see a black clown at the circus... Because they are busy picking cotton candy.
- What's one unique thing about Trump's appearance in NYC this week? It's the only circus where an elephant is also the clown.
- "Look Dad! The clowns are leaving the circus to go get food!" "Son how many times do I have to tell you? Those are called *Senators* leaving the *Capitol*"
- My dad, grandad, great grandad and great great grandad were all circus clowns. Not something I ever wanted to do. Their shoes were just too big to fill.
- What's the difference between a circus and a brothel? Nothing, if you pay the clowns enough.
- Why did Ringling Brothers shut down the circus? Because with Trump as president their clowns couldn't compete.
- A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants.
- I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C.
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Circus Clown One Liners
Which circus clown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circus clown? I can suggest the ones about circus and circus act.
- Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots.
- A circus clown was having sex with his wife The judge agreed to a divorce
- Why didn't the clown get the job at the circus? He just wasn't It.
- Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!
- A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn. That was a very kind jester.
- Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing.
- what happens to a clown at birth? circus-ision
- He's a few clowns short of a circus.
- Home come no one at the Circus get anything done? Cause they're always clowning around!
- REI doesn't sell circus tents.. Just in case any of you clowns were wondering
- What do you call a group of clowns in a Chilli shop? A pickachilli circus
Circus Clown Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about circus clown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clown jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circus clown pranks.
A Hindu man an a Christian man were walking down the street.
As they were walking down the street, the circus drives by. There's the tent, there's a little car filled with clowns, and there's the trailers filled with animals.
As the animals are going by, the Christian man looks over and sees the elephants. He says to the Hindu man, "hey that elephant looks like your god."
The Hindu man looks down an alley and says "and that hobo looks like yours"
A friend of mine, a performing arts student, was recently killed in an accident in Toronto…
He was putting himself through school by working as a birthday clown and he had to take the subway to get around. He was going to his next gig and his floppy shoes caught on his baggy trousers and, since he was a little too close to the edge, he fell in front of the train. We have tried to get the transit commission to adjust the signage but they won't do anything. They said he was just another victim of circus-pants.
A man goes to the doctor for depression.
When he tells the doctor all of the symptoms, the doctor says, "I believe what you should do is go down to the circus, and watch Pagliacci the clown. He's the best in town and can cheer anybody up." The man responds, "I am Pagliacci".
HELP? I need help remembering a joke. Is it ok to ask this here?
There was a joke about a guy being pulled over saying he was a clown late for the circus, then he took out road flares to juggle to prove to the cop he was a clown, then maybe somebody else drove by or something... does this sound familiar to anyone?
What do you call a nightclub that caters specifically to lesbian circus performers?
A clown-d**... bar.
Donkey screws a girl
A new circus rolls into New York. Despite the new and wonderful acts, the circus keeps running at half-house.
Worried about his fortunes, the circus owner erects a board saying, 'Never seen before Act, at an invitational price of $69.... Donkey Screws a Girl'
As predicted, the show quickly sells out and the tent is packed to standing capacity....
The ringmaster walks in with a skimpily cladded female performer and a Donkey who looks capable of serious damage....followed by a clown carrying a covered tray.
The crowd goes wild as the performers take centre-stage..
The ringmaster then uncovers the tray with a flourish saying, 'Gentlemen, I present to you... Donkey, Screws, A Girl'
Two clowns were crying near the circus
A passer-by asks them why are they crying.
"Well, the elephant has died"
"And you loved him so much?"
"No, but they've put us to dig his grave"
The circus was forced to close today and decided to give us replacement tickets to a similar entertainment venue.
Never knew you could vote for clowns.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he passed
I remember all his friends came to the f**....
In the same car.
What do you call a pop-up book about circus clown suicides written by Animaniacs?
Bye Clown!!
What do you call a pub for l**... in circus outfits?
A Clown-d**...-Bar
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."