Circumstance Jokes

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The Best Circumstance Puns

A guy goes to his psychiatrist complaining about his sex life...

Upon further discussion the psychiatrist suggests that the spark of excitement has gone out of his client's marriage.
"Perhaps," he suggests, "the next time you are feeling amorous, you should just take your wife, sexually and with abandon, right there and then, no matter the circumstance."
The man agrees that it seems a good idea. Two weeks later, he returns for his normal session with the psychiatrist.
"How did things go?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Absolutely amazing," says the man. "One night, as we sat down to dinner, I looked at my wife. She looked at me and we immediately made mad, passionate love right there on the table."
"So, things are good?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Couldn't be better," says the guy, "except we're can't eat at the Denny's next to our house anymore."

Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time?

Church

In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow?

When you are hanging from it.

it appears a chicken was found dead under mysterious circumstance.

police suspect fowl play.

So the Judge says "OK, I see that circumstance and duress made you eat the endangered spotted owl. NOT guilty." Then he leans over and whispers "Between you and me, what does a spotted owl actually taste like?"

The accused says "A cross between a bald eagle and an Amazon Imperial Parrot."


Under what circumstances does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

What can you under no circumstance eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner

What do I call someone who dies of obesity?

Victim of circumstance, or victim of circumference?

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