Following is our collection of **circum puns** and **kilometers one-liner funnies** working better than reddit jokes. Including *Circumference jokes for adults*, dirty round jokes and clean centimeters dad gags for kids.

Pumpkin π

Sorry.

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

Circumference.

Pumpkin pie!

The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.

The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.

The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outside.

Jane and Mary are eating lunch together when, out of the blue, Jane asks what the circumference of the Earth is.

Mary shrugs and says, "No sé."

Jane gives her a funny look and asks, "What does that mean?" to which Mary replies "I don't know."

Jane, flabbergasted, says, "Don't say it if you don't know what it means!"

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?

eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.

They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

You measure around it. All the way around.

Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.

Measure across the cut pumpkin.

Divide the circumference by the diameter.

What do you have now?

Pumpkin Pi

Use shepherds pi

Pumpkin pi

Circumference

A cow pi.

Eskimo pi.

Want some pi?

octopi*r2

Of course it should really be octopods*r2

...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"

Pecan pi

circumference

Vegetables

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

Circumference. Because he ate too much pi.

Victim of circumstance, or victim of circumference?

PEWDIE-PIE

She said it was point-less

Circumference

By dividing its circumference by its diameter!

Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin

A circumference BADUMTSS

That was really a pi in the sky idea...

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