Following is our collection of **funny Circumference jokes**. There are some circumference kilometers jokes no one knows (*to tell your friends*) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these **circumference centimeters puns** funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Pumpkin π

Sorry.

Eskimo pi.

Jane and Mary are eating lunch together when, out of the blue, Jane asks what the circumference of the Earth is.

Mary shrugs and says, "No sé."

Jane gives her a funny look and asks, "What does that mean?" to which Mary replies "I don't know."

Jane, flabbergasted, says, "Don't say it if you don't know what it means!"

Pumpkin pie!

...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"

Pecan pi

Circumference.

Use shepherds pi

Circumference. Because he ate too much pi.

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A circumference BADUMTSS

Want some pi?

Victim of circumstance, or victim of circumference?

That was really a pi in the sky idea...

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

You measure around it. All the way around.

Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.

Measure across the cut pumpkin.

Divide the circumference by the diameter.

What do you have now?

Pumpkin Pi

A cow pi.

The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.

The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.

The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outside.

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?

eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.

They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin

By dividing its circumference by its diameter!

She said it was point-less

PEWDIE-PIE

Circumference

octopi*r2

Of course it should really be octopods*r2

Vegetables

Pumpkin pi

Pumpkin pie

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We suggest to use only working circumference girth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.