The Best 30 Circumference Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Circumference jokes. There are some circumference kilometers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circumference centimeters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Circumference Jokes and Puns
What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?
Pumpkin π
Sorry.
What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
Eskimo pi.
I don't know.
Jane and Mary are eating lunch together when, out of the blue, Jane asks what the circumference of the Earth is.
Mary shrugs and says, "No sé."
Jane gives her a funny look and asks, "What does that mean?" to which Mary replies "I don't know."
Jane, flabbergasted, says, "Don't say it if you don't know what it means!"
What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern?
Pumpkin pie!
So a circumference walks into a restaurant...
...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
How do you tell the circumference of a pecan
Pecan pi
Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court?
Circumference.
How do you find the circumference of a sheep?
Use shepherds pi
Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why?
Circumference. Because he ate too much pi.
Who's the fattest knight at the king's table?
circumference
Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table?
Circumference
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What do you call a round table meeting of a bunch of chronic masturbators?
A circumference BADUMTSS
What did the circumference of a circle say to its diameter?
Want some pi?
What do I call someone who dies of obesity?
Victim of circumstance, or victim of circumference?
I made fun of the astronomers for trying to figure out the Sun's diameter to circumference ratio..
That was really a pi in the sky idea...
Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter...
Ended up with pumpkin pi.
You have a pumpkin.
You measure around it. All the way around.
Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.
Measure across the cut pumpkin.
Divide the circumference by the diameter.
What do you have now?
Pumpkin Pi
What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A cow pi.
A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.
The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.
The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.
The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outside.
39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom
Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
5 Jokes About Pi
1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi
2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi
3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision
4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.
5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.
With that last one I'll show myself the door.
How do you make Pumpkin Pie?
Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin
How do you find Pumpkin pi?
By dividing its circumference by its diameter!
My maths teacher didn't teach us circumference.
She said it was point-less
What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER?
PEWDIE-PIE
Who made King Arthur's round table?
Circumference
What's the formula for octopus circumference?
octopi*r2
Of course it should really be octopods*r2
A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh?
Vegetables
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
What's a pumpkin circumference divided by pumpkin diameter?
Pumpkin pie
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