Circumference Jokes
41 circumference jokes and hilarious circumference puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about circumference that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Circumference Short Jokes
Short circumference jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circumference humour may include short diameter jokes also.
- 39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-O'-Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
- What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
Heard this on Psychostick's livestream :3 - What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
- What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.
- What's the formula for octopus circumference? octopi*r2
Of course it should really be octopods*r2 - So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
- A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh? Vegetables
- Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter... Ended up with pumpkin pi.
- Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why? Circumference. Because he ate too much pi.
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Circumference One Liners
Which circumference one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circumference? I can suggest the ones about circumcision and radius.
- What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter? pumpkin π
Sorry. - Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference.
- What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!
- What's a pumpkin circumference divided by pumpkin diameter? Pumpkin pie
- How do you find the circumference of a sheep? Use shepherds pi
- What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi.
- Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table? Circumference
- What did the circumference of a circle say to its diameter? Want some pi?
- How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi
- Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference
- Who made King Arthur's round table? Circumference
- What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER? PEWDIE-PIE
- My maths teacher didn't teach us circumference. She said it was point-less
- How do you find Pumpkin pi? By dividing its circumference by its diameter!
- My religion teacher asked me what piety was I said "circumference".
Charming Humor Circumference Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about circumference you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean circular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circumference pranks.
A rooster smokes m**... and walks in a circle. What is the name for the ratio of the circumference of that circle to its diameter?
Chicken p**... pi
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to measure the volume of a basketball
The mathematician grabs a cord to measure its circumference and from there works out its volume.
The physicist pushes the basketball into a bucket of water and measures the water displacement.
The engineer looks it up on the catalog.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked "what is pi?"
The mathematician says "pi is the ratio of a circumference to its diameter".
The physicist says "pi is 3.1415"
The engineer says "it's about 3"
A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.
The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.
The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.
The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outside.
I don't know.
Jane and Mary are eating lunch together when, out of the blue, Jane asks what the circumference of the Earth is.
Mary shrugs and says, "No sé."
Jane gives her a funny look and asks, "What does that mean?" to which Mary replies "I don't know."
Jane, flabbergasted, says, "Don't say it if you don't know what it means!"
5 Jokes About Pi
1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi
2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi
3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision
4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.
5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.
With that last one I'll show myself the door.
You have a pumpkin.
You measure around it. All the way around.
Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.
Measure across the cut pumpkin.
Divide the circumference by the diameter.
What do you have now?
Pumpkin Pi
