Circumference Jokes

Following is our collection of circum puns and kilometers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Circumference jokes for adults, dirty round jokes and clean centimeters dad gags for kids.

The Best Circumference Puns

What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin π


39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court?


What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern?

Pumpkin pie!

A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.

The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.

The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.

The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outside.

I don't know.

Jane and Mary are eating lunch together when, out of the blue, Jane asks what the circumference of the Earth is.
Mary shrugs and says, "No sé."
Jane gives her a funny look and asks, "What does that mean?" to which Mary replies "I don't know."
Jane, flabbergasted, says, "Don't say it if you don't know what it means!"

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

You have a pumpkin.

You measure around it. All the way around.

Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.

Measure across the cut pumpkin.

Divide the circumference by the diameter.

What do you have now?

Pumpkin Pi

How do you find the circumference of a sheep?

Use shepherds pi

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table?


What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A cow pi.

What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?

Eskimo pi.

What did the circumference of a circle say to its diameter?

Want some pi?

What's the formula for octopus circumference?


Of course it should really be octopods*r2

So a circumference walks into a restaurant...

...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"

How do you tell the circumference of a pecan

Pecan pi

Who's the fattest knight at the king's table?


A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh?


Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter...

Ended up with pumpkin pi.

Who's the fattest Knight at the round table? Why?

Circumference. Because he ate too much pi.

What do I call someone who dies of obesity?

Victim of circumstance, or victim of circumference?

What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER?


My maths teacher didn't teach us circumference.

She said it was point-less

Who made King Arthur's round table?


How do you find Pumpkin pi?

By dividing its circumference by its diameter!

How do you make Pumpkin Pie?

Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin

What do you call a round table meeting of a bunch of chronic masturbators?

A circumference BADUMTSS

I made fun of the astronomers for trying to figure out the Sun's diameter to circumference ratio..

That was really a pi in the sky idea...

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