Circumcision Procedure Jokes
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Short circumcision procedure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circumcision procedure humour may include short circumcision jokes also.
- Did you hear about the kid born w/o an eyelid? When they circumcised him, they used the extra skin to fix his eyelid.
The procedure went fine, he's a little cockeyed now though... - Did you know there's only one medical procedure where you *have* to leave a tip? Circumcision.
- Circumcision is a painful procedure to inflict on a newborn. After I was circumcised I couldn't walk for a year.
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Circumcision Procedure One Liners
Which circumcision procedure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circumcision procedure? I can suggest the ones about babies circumcised and jewish circumcision.
- Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin.
Circumcision Procedure Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about circumcision procedure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medical procedure jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circumcision procedure pranks.
A 35 year old man goes to the doctor and asks to be castrated...
The doctor looks at him for a minute and asks if he is sure. The man says yes, he's thought about it for some time and thinks its time to get it done. The doctor says alright, it's your body.
After the procedure, the man wakes up and the doctor comes over for a chat. He tells the man that while he was down there, he threw in a free circumcision.
Circumcision! the man exclaims. That's the word I was looking for.
My son was born without eyelids...
The Dr suggested a new procedure using his f**... after circumcision to replace his missing lids. The only possible complication was that he would be a little c**...-eyed.
There was a boy born without any eyelids
And it caused him terrible discomfort and to make matters worse, the doctors feared he would inevitably go blind one day.
Then one doctor came up with an ingenious solution. He planned to circumcise the boy and use his f**... to make new eyelids for him.
After a lengthy procedure, the surgery was a success and now the boy has two fully functioning eyelids.
The doctor says the boy is doing fine, he's just a little c**...-eyed
A kid was born without eyelids.
Don't worry the doctor assured the father.
When we circumcise him we will use the skin to make him new eyelids. After the procedure the father is with the doctor. Well what do you think of the procedure? asks the doctor. I don't know? Does he look a little cockeyed to you?
A Guy Walks into a Doctor's Office...
Doc, I've made up my mind, I've thought it over. I want to be castrated!
Doctor stares at him in disbelief,
Are you sure? That is no....
The guy interrupts,
Doc, I'm 100% sure! Let's do it today!
Later, after the procedure, the guy walks out of the hospital with a limp. In the hallway, he meets another man walking with a similar limp.
Just got castrated too, huh? The guy asks. No, i had a circumcision replied the man.
Circum...Oohhh...so that's what it's called!
Guy walks into a doctor's office...
Doc, I've made up my mind, thought it over. I want to be castrated!
Doctor stares at him in disbelief,
Are you sure? That is no....
The guy interrupts,
Doc, I'm 100% sure! Let's do it today!
Later, after the procedure, the guy walks out of the hospital with a limp. In the hallway, he meets another man walking with a similar limp.
Just got castrated too, huh? The guy asks. No, i had a circumcision replied the man.
Circum...Oohhh...that's what it's called!
A baby boy is born without eyelids
A baby boy is born without eyelids. The parents are distraught, asking the doctor what can be done. "There's a procedure, experimental, but successful in all cases," the doctor explains. "The procedure involves using the f**... removed during circumcision, and using it as the eyelids." "Why, that's wonderful!" exclaims the father. "The tissue actually seems to be quite similar" he ponders.
It seems a perfect procedure.. "But doc," asks the mother, "are there any side effects?
Breathing a heavy sigh, the doctor explains, "Why yes. Your son will be a bit c**...-eyed."
Cutting-edge medical procedure
A new father was overjoyed to learn that his wife had just given birth to their first child: a son. However, the doctors informed the couple that their baby boy suffered from a rare but serious birth defect: the child had no eyelids. He had been born perfectly healthy in every other way, but lacked eyelids.
"All hope is not lost, however," the chief resident said. "The muscles and connective tissue appear to be normal, he just lacks the mucous membrane. If we circumcise your little one, we should be able to graft that tissue onto the place where his eyelids should be, and he can live a relatively normal life."
"Ok," the father said after discussing it with his wife,"go ahead and see what you can do for him."
The operation was a resounding success; the baby was blinking normally within a week.
The only problem was that the child ultimately grew up to be c**...-eyed.
Ouch
A man (let's call him Bob) goes to his best friend who happens to be a doctor (let's call him Marv).
Bob: Marv, I need to ask you a favor.
Marv: Yea, Bob. No problem, what can I do for you?
Bob: I have here $5,000. I want you to castrate me.
Marv: But, Bob --
Bob: No, Marv, I've thought about this, I'm a little embarrassed, just take the $5,000 dollars and please don't fight me on this.
Marv, thinks and decides that he's not one to say no to $5,000 for a simple procedure and agrees. He conducts the operation.
In an hour or so Bob wakes up from the anesthesia.
Bob: Is it done?
Marv: Yea, it is. Also while I was doing the operation I noticed you weren't circumcised, and I really believe it's healthier, so I wanted to offer you that option now.
Bob: CIRCUMCISED! That's the word!