Circumciser Jokes
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My buddy took a job circumcising elephants at the zoo
The money's not great but the tips are huge
Circumcisions are painful.
When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year
What's the oldest you can be to get a circumcision?
I need to know the cutoff date.
What do you call an overpriced circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
a rip off.
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
I just got circumcised
Got any tips?
A 35 year old man goes to the doctor and asks to be castrated...
The doctor looks at him for a minute and asks if he is sure. The man says yes, he's thought about it for some time and thinks its time to get it done. The doctor says alright, it's your body.
After the procedure, the man wakes up and the doctor comes over for a chat. He tells the man that while he was down there, he threw in a free circumcision.
Circumcision! the man exclaims. That's the word I was looking for.
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Doctor: So your child was born without eyelids.
Mother: Well isn't there anything you can do?
Doctor: Yes, when we circumcise him we can take that excess skin and make him eye lids.
Mother: Will he be okay?
Doctor: Yeah, he will be fine, just be a little c**...-eyed.
My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living.
The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.
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