The Best 10 Circumciser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Circumciser jokes. There are some circumciser jewish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circumciser jew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Circumciser Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser?

He slipped and got the sack.

Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser.

The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips.

Why does a Mohel(Jewish Circumciser) have to be good at his job?

He only works on tips

Circumciser joke, Why does a Mohel(Jewish Circumciser) have to be good at his job?

Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser?

He got the sack.

Do you know what happened to the drunk circumciser?

He got the sack.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser?

He got the sack.

I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . .

The pay is lousy, but I hear you get plenty of tips.

Circumciser joke, I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . .

What happened to the cross eyed circumciser?

They got the sack!!

(NSFW) How much does a Jewish circumciser make in a day?

Nothing. He feeds his family off of tips.

How much does a circumciser get paid?

Nothing, he just keeps the tips.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the circumciser circumcision jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working circumciser fees piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes