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Circumcision.
My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip.
How do circumcision doctors get paid?
In tips.
What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern?
So a circumference walks into a restaurant...
...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
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The Circumcision Surgeon
A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision.
Throughout his career, he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir.
He takes his specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them.
A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?" exclaims the surgeon.
The leathersmith replies, "Yes, but if you s**... it, it becomes a briefcase."
Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time?
Church
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How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin-divers
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Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren?
The procedure removes their force-kin.
How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge?
They both get rid of the force kin!
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Circumcision is g**... mutilation...
No matter how they slice it
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How do you circumcise a West Virginian man?
Punch his sister in the t**....
How do you tell the circumference of a pecan
Pecan pi
I got circumcised on the NHS
Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip
Circumcising elephants isn't too bad of a job...
The pay is pretty low, but at least the tips are big...
I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that.
Anyone have any tips?
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I got circumcised today
It was a rip off
Circumcision is a sensitive subject...
...but not as sensitive as it used to be.
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How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker?
Kick Princess Leia in the jaw.
Circumcisions are painful.
When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year
In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow?
When you are hanging from it.
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Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional
It's a rip off
What did the circumference of a circle say to its diameter?
Want some pi?
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