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They love anything that's 15% off
Just a joke lol
When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year
Send down four skin-divers
Kick his sister in the jaw.
In tips.
My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip.
Nothing, they only accept tips
Paddy says to mick.
I'm getting circumcised tomorrow!
Mick says
I had that done when I was a few days old
Paddy asks
Does it hurt?
Mick then replies
Well I couldn't walk for about a year after
By kicking his sister in the jaw
It was a bit of a stretch, but I managed to pull it off.
Kick him in the jaw.
Pumpkin pie!
They both get rid of the force kin!
Cheap ones are ripoffs
He kept all of the tips
Anyone have any tips?
You kick his sister in the chin
... any tips?
They ended up using it as skin grafts for a pair of twin's eyelids.
Now I'm getting sued by the parents because they're a little cock-eyed.
Kick the choir boy in the chin
Church
You punch his sister in the jaw
When you are hanging from it.
...but not as sensitive as it used to be.
any tips?
I didn't speak to my parents for a year after I was circumcised.
It's usually a rip off
Kick his sister in the chin.
You kick his sister in the chin.
Four skindivers
Kick his sister in the chin.
Kick his sister in the chin.
Want some pi?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Fore skin divers.
After I was circumcised I couldn't walk for a year.
It's cutting edge technology.
Give his sister an uppercut.
Pecan pi
...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
Then I got the sack
It's a rip off
The pay is pretty low, but at least the tips are big...
It was a ripoff.
Fo' drizzle
Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip
Probably just a tip
Four skin divers.
Lunch and dinner
Kick his priest in the jaw
He gets to keep all of the tips!
PEWDIE-PIE
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
Kick your momma on the chin.
Tell his sister to bite down.
that I couldn't walk for a whole year!
My foreskin is a threeskin.
They can't resist 10% off.
It was a total rip off.
By kicking his sister's jaw.
It was a rip off
It's the best thing since sliced head.
The procedure removes their force-kin.
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