The Best 65 Circum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Circum jokes. There are some circum circle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circum redneck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Circum Jokes and Puns

What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you circumsize a blue whale?

Four skindivers

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

You kick his sister in the chin

Circum joke, How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Circumcision.

My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip.

How do you circumcise a red-neck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.


How do circumcision doctors get paid?

In tips.

What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern?

Pumpkin pie!

Circum joke, What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern?

So a circumference walks into a restaurant...

...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"

How much does a circumcision doctor make?

Probably just a tip

Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time?

Church

How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skin-divers

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Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren?

The procedure removes their force-kin.

How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge?

They both get rid of the force kin!

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

You kick his sister in the chin.

How do you tell the circumference of a pecan

Pecan pi

How do you circumcise Kanye West?

Kick him in the jaw.

Circum joke, How do you circumcise Kanye West?

I got circumcised on the NHS

Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip

Circumcising elephants isn't too bad of a job...

The pay is pretty low, but at least the tips are big...

I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that.

Anyone have any tips?


Circumcision...

It's the best thing since sliced head.

I got circumcised today

It was a rip off

Circumcision is a sensitive subject...

...but not as sensitive as it used to be.

How do you circumscize a redneck?

By kicking his sister's jaw.

Circumcisions are painful.

When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year

My circumcision went awfully today...

It was a total rip off.

How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming?

Kick his sister in the chin.

In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow?

When you are hanging from it.

Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional

It's a rip off

Why is circumcision such a thing with the Jews?

They can't resist 10% off.

How do you circumsize an Alabama man?

Kick his sister in the chin.

What did the circumference of a circle say to its diameter?

Want some pi?

Why was the circumcision doctor so rich ?

He kept all of the tips

Why is the circumcision Doctor so wealthy?

He gets to keep all of the tips!

I got a circumcision.

My foreskin is a threeskin.

How do You Circumcise a Priest?

Kick the choir boy in the chin

When I was circumcised, it hurt so bad...

that I couldn't walk for a whole year!

I got circumcised today...

... any tips?

How do you circumcise a white supremacist?

You punch his sister in the jaw

Circumcision is barbaric and cruel

I didn't speak to my parents for a year after I was circumcised.

I tried circumcision without the proper equipment.

It was a bit of a stretch, but I managed to pull it off.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Give his sister an uppercut.

How do they circumcise boys in Virginia?

Kick his sister in the chin.

Circumcised

Paddy says to mick.
I'm getting circumcised tomorrow!
Mick says
I had that done when I was a few days old
Paddy asks
Does it hurt?
Mick then replies
Well I couldn't walk for about a year after

I came up with a new circumcision tool

It's cutting edge technology.

How do you circumcise a jew from Alabama?

Tell his sister to bite down.

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick your momma on the chin.

How much does a circumciser get paid?

Nothing, he just keeps the tips.

What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER?

PEWDIE-PIE

I used to circumsize professionally...

Then I got the sack

How do you circumcise a Catholic man?

Kick his priest in the jaw

What can you under no circumstance eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner

When I was circumcised they accidentally took a little extra off.

They ended up using it as skin grafts for a pair of twin's eyelids.

Now I'm getting sued by the parents because they're a little cock-eyed.

Under what circumstances does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

Circumcisions are odd. Expensive ones are worth it, while...

Cheap ones are ripoffs

Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls?

They love anything that's 15% off

Just a joke lol

How did you get circumcised? My parents went for the cheap option.

It was a ripoff.

Do you know how they circumcise whales?

Four skin divers.

Circumcision is a painful procedure to inflict on a newborn.

After I was circumcised I couldn't walk for a year.

How much is a circumcision

Nothing, they only accept tips

How do you circumcise a whale?

Fore skin divers.

If you're ever getting a circumcision don't go for the cheap option

It's usually a rip off

I'm getting circumcised tomorrow

any tips?

How do you circumcise a guy from alabama?

By kicking his sister in the jaw

Circumcision jobs don't pay much

But you get to keep the tips

The surgeon's first circumcision was tricky.

Eventually, the surgeon managed to pull it off.

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