The Best 9 Circulation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Circulation jokes. There are some circulation hydraulic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circulation dmx puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Circulation Jokes and Puns

Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.



After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.

* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

Lessons.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow in the back shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."

Circulation joke, Lessons.

A man decides to put his counterfeit 30 dollar bills into circulation.

He decides that a small town would be the best place to put them into circulation. "No one will know" he thinks. When he enters the store he chose to start breaking them up, he tells the cashier, "I got these brand new, shiny 30 dollar bills, Can you break them for me?" She says, "Sure, do you want it in 15's or 6's?"

What killed the newspaperman?

Bad circulation.


Now that I'm old, I have poor circulation and can only go to the shops every once in a while.

I hate being a newspaper.

Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation.

He said he would bring change, not take it away.

Circulation joke, Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation.

The penny is the most common among coins in circulation.

It's common cents.

I hate when new coins are put in circulation.

Just means more new cents.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the circulation flow jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working circulation trickle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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