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47 circular jokes and hilarious circular puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about circular that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Circular jokes are a type of joke that employs circular reasoning as its main element, presenting an irrational line of thought that can lead to surprising results. This type of joke is especially popular in Liege, Belgium, where it is known as a triangular joke. Learn more about circular jokes and their surprising outcomes.

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Funniest Circular Short Jokes

Short circular jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circular humour may include short circle jokes also.

  1. Why did the Queen join the Navy after making herself breakfast in bed? Because she was impressed by Her Service.
  2. I asked my German friend to draw me a circular statistical diagram
    He said Venn?
    I said as soon as you can
  3. Why are the portholes on a boat circular? So the water doesn't hit you square in the face...
  4. Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture.
    What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
  5. Ever notice that regular gouda is square, yet smoked gouda is circular? Smoking really does take the edge off.
  6. A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter.
  7. Teacher: You shouldn't use a word to define itself because circular definitions are not useful. Student: Why is there a giant poster on your wall that says "No Means No"?
  8. Did you hear that farmers are getting rid of circular hay bales? Yeah, horses are sad that they're not getting a square meal.
  9. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her as a child? They told her to sit in the corner of a circular room.
  10. My essay question is: "The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can." "Discus."

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Circular One Liners

Which circular one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circular? I can suggest the ones about revolving and circle of life.

  1. Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!
  2. How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.
  3. Trying to figure out pi Is circular reasoning
  4. I do not like circular reefs. I don't like them atoll.
  5. Why was the circular white cheese sad? It was provolonely
  6. Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric.
  7. Why are pizzas circular? So there's enough to go around.
  8. Circular arguments are such a waste of time... They are just pointless
  9. Nice lipstick! Does it come in circular?
  10. What's the problem with a circular argument? It never gets to the point.
  11. Why did 6 invite 7 to the circular foods convention? Because 7 8 pi
  12. Why are there no circular states? Because all politicians are squares.
  13. Why do fat acceptance supporters make no sense? Because their reasoning is circular.
  14. Logick Humor: Circular reasoning is illogical because it begs the question.

Circular Saw Jokes

Here is a list of funny circular saw jokes and even better circular saw puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My First Dad Joke.. Family member asked if anyone knows where's their circular saw. Have you looked a-round?
Circular joke, My First Dad Joke.. Family member asked if anyone knows where's their circular saw.

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What funny jokes about circular you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cylinder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circular pranks.

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep...

but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.
Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:
"I define myself to be on the outside."

A r**... family was visiting the city...

...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."

My pi day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to design a fence.

The fence is required to contain as much land as possible for the least amount of fence material.
The engineer says "easy, just make a circular fence"
The physicist says, "wait a second! If you build the fence across the equator you'll have an even higher area/fence ratio!"
The mathematician says "amateurs!". He gets up and builds a tiny fence around his feet and proclaims "I declare myself to be on the outside."

Joke my physics teacher told us

A farmer has a bunch of chickens who aren't laying eggs. Puzzled, he enlists the help of a physicist to try and work out the problem. The physicist went away and did his calculations, then came back a week later.
'I have a solution to your problem, but...' the physicist said.
'But what?' Said the farmer.
'It only works for circular chickens in a vacuum.'

A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.

The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.
The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.
The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outside.

Do you know any maths jokes?

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When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.
I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

A man and his friend were being chased by a bunch of thugs

The man ran into a circular building so that he could distract them from his friend who was a slow runner, he was alone in the circular building and had to fight them alone.
5 minutes later he came out unscathed.
His friend asked, "How did you get out of there alive?"
"They couldn't corner me."

How do you punish Helen Keller?

Put her in a circular room and tell her there's a penny in the corner.

The Metro Church of Christ published a circular

The circular says: Bored? Try a m**....

Did you hear about the guy who kept a box of circular crackers in his basement for 24 years?

Josef Ritzl

If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue?

First in never out.

How do you catch a Polar Bear?

First, cut a circular hole in a large slab of ice. Next, place peas about 5 inches apart around the edge of the hole. Now, when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

Circular joke, How do you catch a Polar Bear?

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