Circular Jokes

Following is our collection of triangular puns and tau one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Circular jokes for adults, dirty diameter jokes and clean perimeter dad gags for kids.

The Best Circular Puns

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.

The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.

The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep...

but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:

"I define myself to be on the outside."

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

Joke my physics teacher told us

A farmer has a bunch of chickens who aren't laying eggs. Puzzled, he enlists the help of a physicist to try and work out the problem. The physicist went away and did his calculations, then came back a week later.

'I have a solution to your problem, but...' the physicist said.

'But what?' Said the farmer.

'It only works for circular chickens in a vacuum.'


Why I love circular logic...

Because I love circular logic!

Why are the portholes on a boat circular?

So the water doesn't hit you square in the face...

For your consideration: A historical, circular triple entendre

Why did the Queen join the Navy after making herself breakfast in bed?

Because she was impressed by Her Service.

A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.

The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.

The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.

The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outsideο»Ώ.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture.

What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Ever notice that regular gouda is square, yet smoked gouda is circular?

Smoking really does take the edge off.


A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder...

He chose the latter.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her as a child?

They told her to sit in the corner of a circular room.

A man and his friend were being chased by a bunch of thugs

The man ran into a circular building so that he could distract them from his friend who was a slow runner, he was alone in the circular building and had to fight them alone.
5 minutes later he came out unscathed.

His friend asked, "How did you get out of there alive?"

"They couldn't corner me."

My essay question is: "The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."

"Discus."

Trying to figure out pi

Is circular reasoning

How do you punish Helen Keller?

Put her in a circular room and tell her there's a penny in the corner.

I do not like circular reefs.

I don't like them atoll.


Why was the circular white cheese sad?

It was provolonely

My First Dad Joke.. Family member asked if anyone knows where's their circular saw.

Have you looked a-round?

The Metro Church of Christ published a circular

The circular says: Bored? Try a missionary position.

Did you hear about the guy who kept a box of circular crackers in his basement for 24 years?

Josef Ritzl

Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door?

He was too eccentric.

If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue?

First in never out.

A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

You. You're a square.

Why are pizzas circular?

So there's enough to go around.

I told my teacher that I know the Earth is round because if I walk in a straight line long enough I'll end up where I started

He told me I shouldn't make circular arguments

What is the square root of a carrot?

Carrots don't have square roots; their roots have a circular cross section.

Circular arguments are such a waste of time...

They are just pointless

How do you catch a Polar Bear?

First, cut a circular hole in a large slab of ice. Next, place peas about 5 inches apart around the edge of the hole. Now, when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

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