Circuitous Jokes
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- Where do robot go for fun? The Circuits!
(this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on) - My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
- I use a voltmeter to check if the circuit is live before I start fixing it. However, today, my meter didn't work. Needless to say, I was shocked.
- Why did the F1 Racer get electrocuted after finishing 1 lap? Because he completed the circuit.
- I was in KFC with my bro when the lights went out... I told him that the circuits were fried
- What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house's circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
- My dog decided to join the Mexican Wrestling circuit. I guess it was his dream to become a Puchador.
- What do you call a court of appeals staffed entirely by people under 5 feet? A short circuit
- Jesus on the dating circuit Jesus: *hands woman a wine glass* "May I buy you a drink?"
Woman: *looks at glass then looks at Jesus* "This is just a glass of water."
Jesus: "Look again." - What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component? A transistor
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- Why did the circuit get arrested?? Because it was resisting!!!
- Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
- Where do electronics go for fun? The circuits
- I tried building a robotic midget... but it had a short circuit.
- Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit.
- Where do computer engineers like to go for entertainment? The circuits!
- Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.
- Where do two electrons race? On a circuit
- How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to find it!
[Thanks dad] - How did the electron get fit? Circuit training.
- How can you fix a short circuit? Lengthen it
- I've begun majoring in circuits But now I feel like my life just keeps going in circles
- Why did the dwarf die from electrocution? He was a short circuit
- I just did some circuit training. I was a streaker at the Grand Prix.
- A lady was ironing her clothes and the iron short-circuits...
Circuitous Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about circuitous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circuitous pranks.
Speechmaking
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you."
Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.
Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
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Electrical Joke
Dad was a Bell System engineer. I told him that he had put up with BS for 40 years. But that is not his joke. His was:
How long is a short circuit?
As long as it takes to ***find*** it!
The Post Office
I went for a job at the Royal Mail sorting office yesterday. After the interview I was given a tour of the depot.
I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?"
"That's the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.5% accurate. It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times more powerful than an average desktop PC. It has over 15,000 state-of-the-art optical location identification sensors, contains enough circuit boards to entirely cover the pitch at the new Wembley stadium and it has 200 miles of fibre-optic cable. It cost over £100 million to develop," he boasted proudly.
"What happens to the letters after it's finished sorting them?" I asked.
"We give them to a bloke on a push bike."
Famous physicist Dirac is talking about his favorite elementary particles...
Dirac says he is "very fond of electrons, they exist in all the atoms in our bodies, explain chemical reactions and the periodic table, and their flow in electrical circuits enables much of modern technology and beautiful lighting at night. Positrons however, well that's another matter altogether."
A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died
you could say he short-circuited
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One of my friends is a h**... racist...
you should see the way he drives at the racing circuit.
An electrician walks into intensive care
and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...
I just couldn't *resistor.*
I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"
We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.
We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.
*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
I swept *Kirchhoff* her feet.
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You're a rising star in the competitive m**... circuit who's in LA for the WBC (World Bate Championships).
Don't choke.
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I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today
I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race
An author signs up to do a lot of lectures around the world...
...but gets electrocuted after only three.
It was a short circuit.
What do you call a racetrack made from faulty electronics that's not too long?
A short circuit.
A battery and a light bulb were in a race. Who won?
None of them:
The light bulb was blown away from the short circuit and the battery gave up because it couldn't resist it either.
What was the circuit charged with?
resisting arrest.
Thought of this in electrical theory today. It's dumb, but I laughed to myself.
Why didn't the electrician allow his fellow gym-goer to work in?
Because he was doing a circuit.
What do you call it when two robots finally start a conversation with each other?
A circuit breaker.
Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.
Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processes it is intended to monitor.
Cole's law: A salad dish of shredded raw cabbage, carrots, and other vegetables mixed with mayonnaise.
If I travel to the Australia now, I would be in 2019
So that means if I circuit from same path around world, I would be in 2020 right?
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Two men were breaking into a high security software company...
They couldn't get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.
It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.
They looked at each other, impressed and relieved.
u**....
A District Court judge, a Circuit Court judge, and a Supreme Court justice are sitting at a bar
The District Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way I read it."
The Circuit Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way it's written."
The Supreme Court justice says, "The Constitution isn't anything, until I interpret it."
(original joke was three umpires talking about calling strikes)