Circuit Jokes

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Funniest Circuit Short Jokes

Short circuit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circuit humour may include short wires jokes also.

1. Where do robot go for fun? The Circuits!
   (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
2. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
3. I use a voltmeter to check if the circuit is live before I start fixing it. However, today, my meter didn't work. Needless to say, I was shocked.
4. Why did the F1 Racer get electrocuted after finishing 1 lap? Because he completed the circuit.
5. I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race
6. I was in KFC with my bro when the lights went out... I told him that the circuits were fried
7. What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house's circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
8. My dog decided to join the Mexican Wrestling circuit. I guess it was his dream to become a Puchador.
9. What do you call a court of appeals staffed entirely by people under 5 feet? A short circuit
10. Jesus on the dating circuit Jesus: *hands woman a wine glass* "May I buy you a drink?"
    Woman: *looks at glass then looks at Jesus* "This is just a glass of water."
    Jesus: "Look again."

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Circuit One Liners

Which circuit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circuit? I can suggest the ones about capacitor and courtroom.

1. Why did the circuit get arrested?? Because it was resisting!!!
2. Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!
3. Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
4. Where do electronics go for fun? The circuits
5. I tried building a robotic midget... but it had a short circuit.
6. Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit.
7. Where do computer engineers like to go for entertainment? The circuits!
8. Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.
9. Where do two electrons race? On a circuit
10. What do you call a detective that covers circuits? Sherlock Ohms.
11. How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to find it!
    [Thanks dad]
12. How did the electron get fit? Circuit training.
13. How can you fix a short circuit? Lengthen it
14. I've begun majoring in circuits But now I feel like my life just keeps going in circles
15. Why did the dwarf die from electrocution? He was a short circuit

Short Circuit Jokes

Here is a list of funny short circuit jokes and even better short circuit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A battery and a light bulb were in a race. Who won? None of them:
  The light bulb was blown away from the short circuit and the battery gave up because it couldn't resist it either.
• An author signs up to do a lot of lectures around the world... ...but gets electrocuted after only three.
  It was a short circuit.
• A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited
• A lady was ironing her clothes and the iron short-circuits...
• What do you call a racetrack made from faulty electronics that's not too long? A short circuit.

Electronic Circuit Jokes

Here is a list of funny electronic circuit jokes and even better electronic circuit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component? A transistor

Circuit Breaker Jokes

Here is a list of funny circuit breaker jokes and even better circuit breaker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call it when two robots finally start a conversation with each other? A circuit breaker.
• An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'

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What funny jokes about circuit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circuit pranks.