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52 circuit jokes and hilarious circuit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about circuit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Circuit Jokes: Get ready to laugh at this collection of hilarious jokes that are related to electrical engineering, circuits, fuses, voltage, and other related topics. Enjoy these jokes from a finite circuit and have a good time!

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Funniest Circuit Short Jokes

Short circuit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circuit humour may include short wires jokes also.

  1. Where do robot go for fun? The Circuits!
    (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
  2. My friend said she teaches circuit training classes.. I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.
  3. I use a voltmeter to check if the circuit is live before I start fixing it. However, today, my meter didn't work. Needless to say, I was shocked.
  4. Why did the F1 Racer get electrocuted after finishing 1 lap? Because he completed the circuit.
  5. I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race
  6. I was in KFC with my bro when the lights went out... I told him that the circuits were fried
  7. What did Denzel say to the thick wire entering his house's circuit breakers box ? Mah main...!!
  8. My dog decided to join the Mexican Wrestling circuit. I guess it was his dream to become a Puchador.
  9. What do you call a court of appeals staffed entirely by people under 5 feet? A short circuit
  10. Jesus on the dating circuit Jesus: *hands woman a wine glass* "May I buy you a drink?"
    Woman: *looks at glass then looks at Jesus* "This is just a glass of water."
    Jesus: "Look again."

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Circuit One Liners

Which circuit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circuit? I can suggest the ones about capacitor and courtroom.

  1. Why did the circuit get arrested?? Because it was resisting!!!
  2. Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!
  3. Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
  4. Where do electronics go for fun? The circuits
  5. I tried building a robotic midget... but it had a short circuit.
  6. Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit.
  7. Where do computer engineers like to go for entertainment? The circuits!
  8. Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.
  9. Where do two electrons race? On a circuit
  10. What do you call a detective that covers circuits? Sherlock Ohms.
  11. How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to find it!
    [Thanks dad]
  12. How did the electron get fit? Circuit training.
  13. How can you fix a short circuit? Lengthen it
  14. I've begun majoring in circuits But now I feel like my life just keeps going in circles
  15. Why did the dwarf die from electrocution? He was a short circuit

Short Circuit Jokes

Here is a list of funny short circuit jokes and even better short circuit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A battery and a light bulb were in a race. Who won? None of them:
    The light bulb was blown away from the short circuit and the battery gave up because it couldn't resist it either.
  • An author signs up to do a lot of lectures around the world... ...but gets electrocuted after only three.
    It was a short circuit.
  • A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited
  • A lady was ironing her clothes and the iron short-circuits...
  • What do you call a racetrack made from faulty electronics that's not too long? A short circuit.

Electronic Circuit Jokes

Here is a list of funny electronic circuit jokes and even better electronic circuit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component? A transistor
Circuit joke, What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component?

Circuit Breaker Jokes

Here is a list of funny circuit breaker jokes and even better circuit breaker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call it when two robots finally start a conversation with each other? A circuit breaker.
  • An electrician walks into intensive care and yells: 'Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers'
Circuit joke, An electrician walks into intensive care

Gather Around for Fun Circuit Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about circuit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circuit pranks.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

Electrical Joke

Dad was a Bell System engineer. I told him that he had put up with BS for 40 years. But that is not his joke. His was:
How long is a short circuit?
As long as it takes to ***find*** it!

I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...

I just couldn't *resistor.*
I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"
We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.
We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.
*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
I swept *Kirchhoff* her feet.

Circuits1-5 are grounded.

Number 6 will shock you.

Two men were breaking into a high security software company...

They couldn't get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.
It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.
They looked at each other, impressed and relieved.
u**....

A District Court judge, a Circuit Court judge, and a Supreme Court justice are sitting at a bar

The District Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way I read it."
The Circuit Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way it's written."
The Supreme Court justice says, "The Constitution isn't anything, until I interpret it."
(original joke was three umpires talking about calling strikes)

What was the circuit charged with?

resisting arrest.
Thought of this in electrical theory today. It's dumb, but I laughed to myself.

Why didn't the electrician allow his fellow gym-goer to work in?

Because he was doing a circuit.

Circuit joke, A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died