Circlejerk Jokes

Following is our collection of jerkoff puns and restart one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Circlejerk jokes for adults, dirty sewers jokes and clean competitive dad gags for kids.

The Best Circlejerk Puns

What's the female equivalent of a circlejerk?

The View

My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk...

apparently things got out of hand.

You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk?

He came in first *and* third.

(Ngaio Bealum)

What do you call a communist circlejerk?

Seizing the means of reproduction

I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather

It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer.


Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk?

You'd see them coming.

Threw this big party once and no one came.

Worse circlejerk ever.

I'm working on organizing a circlejerk.

It's coming together.

You know what the definition of "competitive" is?

Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk.

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