The Best 9 Circlejerk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Circlejerk jokes. There are some circlejerk restart jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circlejerk competitive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Circlejerk Jokes and Puns

What's the female equivalent of a circlejerk?

The View

My dad just told me I was conceived in a circlejerk...

apparently things got out of hand.

You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk?

He came in first *and* third.

(Ngaio Bealum)

Circlejerk joke, You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk?

What do you call a communist circlejerk?

Seizing the means of reproduction

I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather

It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer.


Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk?

You'd see them coming.

Threw this big party once and no one came.

Worse circlejerk ever.

Circlejerk joke, Threw this big party once and no one came.

I'm working on organizing a circlejerk.

It's coming together.

You know what the definition of "competitive" is?

Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the circlejerk jerks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working circlejerk disruption piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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