Circle Jokes

158 circle jokes and hilarious circle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about circle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you need a laugh? Check out this collection of jokes all related to circles! We've got everything from circles of life and circle jerks, to circle math and unit circles! Plus, there's a bunch of other funny circles like the "circle head" and even rectangular and triangular jokes! Get ready to laugh with these silly circle jokes!

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Funniest Circle Short Jokes

Short circle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The circle humour may include short round jokes also.

  1. My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.
  2. Someone told me there's a gay guy in my circle of friends... I hope it's Michael. Hes cute.
  3. How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
  4. I was lost in a forest, trying to find my way out using a compass. After 2 hours, I realized I was going in circles.
    After 3 hours, I realized I was using the wrong type of compass...
  5. Toilet paper is sort of like the Starship Enterprise it circles uranus looking for Klingons
  6. What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!
    (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
  7. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless! (by the way, my 8 year old heard at school)
  8. What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
  9. I bought my wife a mood ring. Found out if she's in a good mood it turns green.
    If she's in a bad mood it leaves big red circles on my forehead.
  10. My friends say there is someone gay in our friend circle... I hope is john, he's really cute

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Circle One Liners

Which circle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with circle? I can suggest the ones about triangle and ring.

  1. Who invented the circle? Sir Cumfrence
  2. What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
  3. What does a triangle call a circle? Pointless.
  4. How qualified is a circle? It has 360 degrees.
  5. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? It had a nosebleed.
  6. Why did the circle agree with the triangle? The triangle had a point.
  7. Every shape is basically a circle It's just that they are all edgy.
  8. If you don't know what a circle is, I can't explain it to you. There's no point.
  9. Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?
  10. Why isn't Earth a perfect circle? You try keeping your figure after 4.543 billion years.
  11. I'm addicted to molasses... It's a viscous circle.
  12. covid pi has just been announced I feel we are going around in circles.
  13. Why is it called the circle of life? Because it's pointless.
  14. Why is it called the circle of life? Because it has no point.
  15. My life is a circle... It's pointless.

Circle Back Jokes

Here is a list of funny circle back jokes and even better circle back puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just realized it's Pi Day… I guess I'll be circling back here for all of the jokes.
  • A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles
    Its because he was walking in a circle
  • I squared up with X and Y last year That fight keeps circling back to me

Circle Of Life Jokes

Here is a list of funny circle of life jokes and even better circle of life puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The "circle of life" applies to life in general, your own life is more of a straight line that ends abruptly.
    (Credit James Acaster)
  • On the way to the hospital my ambulance had to go through a traffic circle, and it ended up saving my life In a roundabout way
  • What do people from Alabama have instead of a family tree? The circle of life!
  • Why was the train conductor depressed? He felt like his life was just going in circles.
  • Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner.
    I must say my life is in a circle
  • My life has been going round in circles recently. I'm starting to think that my wheelchair is faulty.
  • The circle of life... Has no point.
  • Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
  • The circle of Life has always confused me... every one that I bought has a square board.
  • The circle of life is a square with three edges ... Love and empathy ....
Circle joke, The circle of life is a square with three edges ...

Circle Head Jokes

Here is a list of funny circle head jokes and even better circle head puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's better than swinging a dead baby in circles around your head on a 5 ft rope? stopping it with a shovel.

Vicious Circle Jokes

Here is a list of funny vicious circle jokes and even better vicious circle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's round and bad tempered? A vicious circle
  • What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle.

Circle Jerk Jokes

Here is a list of funny circle jerk jokes and even better circle jerk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I wonder if flat earthers refer to people who think the world is round as... 'Circle Jerks.'
  • What do alcoholics anonymous and circle jerks have in common? They're both about pulling yourself together
  • At first, me and my friends shook our fists at the idea of circle-jerking, but eventually, we came around.
  • Circle jerking For when you and your friends want to finish more than each other's sentences.
  • Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-j**...? You'd see them coming.
  • What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-j**....
Circle joke, What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners?

Humorous Circle Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about circle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make circle pranks.

China recently tried to gain favor with the rest of the world by releasing a video of all their native bears, standing in a big circle, to show their repopulation and conservation efforts. Some people thought it was great.

I think it was just panda ring.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

What do you do?

So, you are walking around in a forest and see a girl lying on the floor, half n**... and clothes tattered. She is weeping heavily, and you can tell she has just been r**....
What do you do?
You check your map, because you have been walking in a circle.

My pi day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

Preacher goes to a party

A member of the church decided to call on his preacher to his house one Friday night. The preacher arrives to find a party in full swing.
On entering the house, he sees a circle of n**... men with blindfolded women moving from man to man, fondling their g**... in an attempt to guess their identity.
The embarrassed preacher turns to the host and says, "I'm sorry, I don't think I fit in here."
"Nonsense," says the host. "Your name's been called three times already!"

A trucker and a blonde.

A trucker is driving down a busy highway when he is abruptly cut off by a blonde woman in her car. Tired and grumpy from driving all day, he quickly pulls along side of the woman's car and forces her to stop on the shoulder of the highway. The trucker and the woman get out of their vehicles. The trucker takes a rock and draws a circle around the blonde.
"Don't you dare set foot outside this circle," the trucker orders.
He walks over to the blondes car and keys the side of it. When he returns, the woman is standing in her circle giggling. This angers the trucker even more. He proceeds to grab a bat out of his semi and smash the mirrors off the woman's car. When the trucker returns to the woman, she is still standing in her circle laughing. Enraged, the trucker takes a gas tank out of his semi, douses the woman's car in gas, and sets it on fire. The woman bursts into hysteria.
"I just totaled your car!! What is so funny?!" The trucker shouts.
The blonde replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Three Priest are deciding what to do with the church donations for the week

One priest suggests that they draw a circle, throw all the money in tha air and whatever lands inside the circle they give to God. The second priest suggests that they draw a circle, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle they give to God. The third priest suggests that they simply throw the money into the air, and whatever God wants he takes.

Shirt Size

While working at a men's department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs. "I don't know his size, but my hands fit perfectly around his neck!"

A man goes to a church and asks the priest...

..."How do you know how much money you give to God, and how much do you keep for yourself?"
The priest responds, "I draw a circle on the ground and then stand in it. Next, I shout 'Lord, keep the money you want, but send the rest back down!' Finally, I throw the money up in the air."

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

I want to make a joke that starts and ends with a b**...

So that it can come full circle.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

I, too, went to a mixed religion seminar...

...But in the hopes of learning more about charity. First I asked a Buddhist monk: "How do you decide what to give away and what to keep for yourself?" "Child's play", he said. "I draw a small circle in the ground, throw my money into the air, and what falls outside of the circle I give to Buddha". Next I asked a catholic priest. "Easy my son", he told me. "All I do is draw a small circle in earth, throw my money to the heavens, and what falls into the circle I give to God". Finally, I asked a Rabbi. "Simple!" he answered. "I throw my money into the air and what god wants, he takes!"

I'm going to go against the c**... here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather

It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer.

Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...

but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

"Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They circle Uranus searching for clingons.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Put a nail in it's other hand.

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.
When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.
While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders?

A 360 No-Pope

If everyone has a beautiful side,

I guess I'm a circle.


I don't see the point in them.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference.
The joke is you just learned math.

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle

The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."

Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional?


"Mommy, Mommy! I'm tired of walking around in a circle!"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

I got a job at a circle making factory!

Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners

My little Hamster is such a laugh!!

He just stays in there on that circle thing going round and round and round for ages until ...
*DING* Then I take him out of the Microwave.

Bros, friends, amigos... If she gives you this for her address, just go ahead and move on. Toss that cocktail napkin away. Move on. THere's other fish in the sea. (feel free to add to the list)

• Drinkand Dr.
• Vicious Circle
• West 943,185th Street
• Psycho Path
• Peoples Ct.
• Nofriggin Way

A circle accidentally shot a square...

his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

A circle went to a party uninvited

"This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.
The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."

My girlfriend dumped me 5 days before our one year anniversary

I guess you could say we made it full circle

The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console

The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.

How many sides does a circle have ?

Inside & Outside

My friend says there's a gay guy in our circle of friends.

I sure hope it's Paul, he's super cute!

Did you hear the one about the astronaut m**... for ninety minutes in orbit?

He came full circle.

What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.

A triangle was talking to a circle

Triangle: you're pointless.
Circle: I know, that's how I roll.

Why are circles so versatile?

They are well rounded.

Six months ago, my wife asked me to get in shape.

Since then, I have been eating everything in sight. Today I am proud to say that I am a circle!

I wake up happy, slowly get angrier, then eventually start lightening up and by bedtime I've come full circle and am happy one again

I've got pi-polar disorder

You know what I like about ford?

They circle the problem for you.

What did they circle say when he found out he wasn't actually a circle?

"Yeah whatever, I'm Oval it"

Did you hear about the circle that graduated college

Apparently it got three-hundred and sixty degrees

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim find a pile of coins

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim find a pile of coins.
They start arguing what they should take and what they should give to God.
The Christian draws a circle and says, We throw the coins into he air, and whatever lands in the circle, we keep.
The Muslim says, No no no. Whatever lands outside the circle we keep.
The Jew says, How about we throw it in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps, and whatever falls to the ground we keep.

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side

So I guess I am a circle

What do you call a group of network engineers sitting in a circle and getting high?

A tokin' ring.

My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

Three priests gathered together for a drink .

During their get together ,the host ask the other two :

- How do you split your money with the Lord ?
"I draw a line on the floor in my church ,then ,i throw the money in the air ,whatever is on my side I get to keep ,whatever falls on his side he keeps it" sais the first priest.
The second one replies "well I draw circle and then I' throw the money in the air ,whatever falls inside the circle is mine ,whatever Falls outside the circle is His" .
"How do you split your money ?" they both ask the host priest.
I' just throw the money in the air and he keeps whatever he wants.

What's the difference between me and a circle?

People like the circle to be a round.

Is it just me or

are circles pointless?

What did the circle weeaboo say when he saw 5 circles?

Notice me 10π

How long does it take to draw a line through a circle without going through the center?

About a secant

Growing up we used to vaccinate each other by going "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, now I got a cootie shot."

Which explains why so many of my classmates had autism.

*Reddit account completes one circle around Reddit's servers*

Redditors: Happy Cake Day!!!

Why did the triangle not marry the circle?

He was pointless

A mother shark is teaching her young one how to eat humans.....

"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them"
"But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?"
"Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the s**... still inside?"

Blind man walks into the grocery store with his seeing eye dog...

The man walks to the middle of the store, bends down, picks his dog up by the tail and begins swinging the dog around in a circle over his head.
The manager of the store approaches him and hesitantly asks, Sir, may I help you? . To which the blind man responds, No thanks. We're just looking around.

A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality. He drew a circle on a paper.

And asked the patient, What does this remind you of?
The patient answered, s**....
The shrink drew a square and asked again, What does this remind you of?
s**..., the patient replied.
Then the doctor drew a triangle.
It reminds me of s**..., the patient stated.
You seem to be obsessed with s**..., the shrink told the patient.
*I'm* obsessed with s**...? *You're* the one who's drawing the dirty pictures!

I told my parents that I'm planning to move to the Arctic circle for work, and they seemed really upset.

My dad said, I don't like your latitude.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....

Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....

What does star trek and toilet paper have in common

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons

I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

I made six figures today...

a square, rectangle, triangle, circle, hexagon, and a polyhedron.

Circle joke, I made six figures today...

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