The Best 69 Circle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Circle jokes. There are some circle diameter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circle circular puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Circle Jokes and Puns

My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends

I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.

China recently tried to gain favor with the rest of the world by releasing a video of all their native bears, standing in a big circle, to show their repopulation and conservation efforts. Some people thought it was great.

I think it was just panda ring.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Circle joke, How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

What do you do?

So, you are walking around in a forest and see a girl lying on the floor, half naked and clothes tattered. She is weeping heavily, and you can tell she has just been raped.

What do you do?

You check your map, because you have been walking in a circle.


My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

Preacher goes to a party

A member of the church decided to call on his preacher to his house one Friday night. The preacher arrives to find a party in full swing.

On entering the house, he sees a circle of naked men with blindfolded women moving from man to man, fondling their genitals in an attempt to guess their identity.

The embarrassed preacher turns to the host and says, "I'm sorry, I don't think I fit in here."

"Nonsense," says the host. "Your name's been called three times already!"

Circle joke, Preacher goes to a party

A trucker and a blonde.

A trucker is driving down a busy highway when he is abruptly cut off by a blonde woman in her car. Tired and grumpy from driving all day, he quickly pulls along side of the woman's car and forces her to stop on the shoulder of the highway. The trucker and the woman get out of their vehicles. The trucker takes a rock and draws a circle around the blonde.

"Don't you dare set foot outside this circle," the trucker orders.

He walks over to the blondes car and keys the side of it. When he returns, the woman is standing in her circle giggling. This angers the trucker even more. He proceeds to grab a bat out of his semi and smash the mirrors off the woman's car. When the trucker returns to the woman, she is still standing in her circle laughing. Enraged, the trucker takes a gas tank out of his semi, douses the woman's car in gas, and sets it on fire. The woman bursts into hysteria.

"I just totaled your car!! What is so funny?!" The trucker shouts.

The blonde replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Three Priest are deciding what to do with the church donations for the week

One priest suggests that they draw a circle, throw all the money in tha air and whatever lands inside the circle they give to God. The second priest suggests that they draw a circle, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle they give to God. The third priest suggests that they simply throw the money into the air, and whatever God wants he takes.

A man goes to a church and asks the priest...

..."How do you know how much money you give to God, and how much do you keep for yourself?"

The priest responds, "I draw a circle on the ground and then stand in it. Next, I shout 'Lord, keep the money you want, but send the rest back down!' Finally, I throw the money up in the air."

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

I, too, went to a mixed religion seminar...

...But in the hopes of learning more about charity. First I asked a Buddhist monk: "How do you decide what to give away and what to keep for yourself?" "Child's play", he said. "I draw a small circle in the ground, throw my money into the air, and what falls outside of the circle I give to Buddha". Next I asked a catholic priest. "Easy my son", he told me. "All I do is draw a small circle in earth, throw my money to the heavens, and what falls into the circle I give to God". Finally, I asked a Rabbi. "Simple!" he answered. "I throw my money into the air and what god wants, he takes!"

Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...

but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

"Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.

When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.

While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".

Circle joke, Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Someone told me there's a gay guy in my circle of friends...

I hope it's Michael. Hes cute.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders?

A 360 No-Pope


If everyone has a beautiful side,

I guess I'm a circle.

Circles.

I don't see the point in them.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins!

(Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference.

The joke is you just learned math.

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle

The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"

And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."

Love every corner

They said you will find love in every corner.

I must say my life is in a circle

Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional?

S'fear.

"Mommy, Mommy! I'm tired of walking around in a circle!"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"

I got a job at a circle making factory!

Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners

My little Hamster is such a laugh!!

He just stays in there on that circle thing going round and round and round for ages until ...

*DING* Then I take him out of the Microwave.

What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy?

Triangles.

Bros, friends, amigos... If she gives you this for her address, just go ahead and move on. Toss that cocktail napkin away. Move on. THere's other fish in the sea. (feel free to add to the list)

• Drinkand Dr.

• Vicious Circle

• West 943,185th Street

• Psycho Path

• Peoples Ct.

• Nofriggin Way

A circle accidentally shot a square...

his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

A circle went to a party uninvited

"This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.

The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."

My girlfriend dumped me 5 days before our one year anniversary

I guess you could say we made it full circle

My friend says there's a gay guy in our circle of friends.

I sure hope it's Paul, he's super cute!

Did you hear the one about the astronaut masturbating for ninety minutes in orbit?

He came full circle.

What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.

How qualified is a circle?

It has 360 degrees.

The "circle of life" applies to life in general,

your own life is more of a straight line that ends abruptly.

(Credit James Acaster)

Why are circles so versatile?

They are well rounded.

Six months ago, my wife asked me to get in shape.

Since then, I have been eating everything in sight. Today I am proud to say that I am a circle!

I'm addicted to molasses...

It's a viscous circle.

You know what I like about ford?

They circle the problem for you.

Did you hear about the circle that graduated college

Apparently it got three-hundred and sixty degrees

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim find a pile of coins

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim find a pile of coins.

They start arguing what they should take and what they should give to God.

The Christian draws a circle and says, We throw the coins into he air, and whatever lands in the circle, we keep.

The Muslim says, No no no. Whatever lands outside the circle we keep.

The Jew says, How about we throw it in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps, and whatever falls to the ground we keep.

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side

So I guess I am a circle

My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

What's round and bad tempered?

A vicious circle

Three priests gathered together for a drink .

During their get together ,the host ask the other two :

- How do you split your money with the Lord ?

"I draw a line on the floor in my church ,then ,i throw the money in the air ,whatever is on my side I get to keep ,whatever falls on his side he keeps it" sais the first priest.

The second one replies "well I draw circle and then I' throw the money in the air ,whatever falls inside the circle is mine ,whatever Falls outside the circle is His" .

"How do you split your money ?" they both ask the host priest.

I' just throw the money in the air and he keeps whatever he wants.

My life is a circle...

It's pointless.

My friends say there is someone gay in our friend circle...

I hope is john, he's really cute

What's the difference between me and a circle?

People like the circle to be a round.

What did the circle weeaboo say when he saw 5 circles?

Notice me 10π

*Reddit account completes one circle around Reddit's servers*

Redditors: Happy Cake Day!!!

Why did the triangle not marry the circle?

He was pointless

A mother shark is teaching her young one how to eat humans.....

"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them"

"But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?"

"Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the shit still inside?"

What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

Blind man walks into the grocery store with his seeing eye dog...

The man walks to the middle of the store, bends down, picks his dog up by the tail and begins swinging the dog around in a circle over his head.

The manager of the store approaches him and hesitantly asks, Sir, may I help you? . To which the blind man responds, No thanks. We're just looking around.

A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality. He drew a circle on a paper.

And asked the patient, What does this remind you of?

The patient answered, Sex.

The shrink drew a square and asked again, What does this remind you of?

Sex, the patient replied.

Then the doctor drew a triangle.

It reminds me of sex, the patient stated.

You seem to be obsessed with sex, the shrink told the patient.

*I'm* obsessed with sex? *You're* the one who's drawing the dirty pictures!

I told my parents that I'm planning to move to the Arctic circle for work, and they seemed really upset.

My dad said, I don't like your latitude.

Why is it called the circle of life?

Because it's pointless.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....

Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....

What does star trek and toilet paper have in common

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons

I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

I made six figures today...

a square, rectangle, triangle, circle, hexagon, and a polyhedron.

The Psychiatrist

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist draws a circle and shows it to him.

"What's this?" asks the psychiatrist.

"A tit," says the guy.

The psychiatrist then draws a square.

"What's this?

"It's a tit," says the guy.

The psychiatrist then draws a triangle and shows it to the guy.

"So, what do you think this is?"

"It's a tit!" yells the guy.

"Sir, I'm afraid you have serious sexual issues," says the psychiatrist.

"I have issues? What about you? You keep drawing tits!"

Distribution of collection money

A pastor, a priest and a rabbi discuss how they split up the collection between themselves and god.

Said the pastor "I draw a circle on the ground, then I throw the money in the air. What falls in the circle is mine, what's outside is god's".

Said the priest "I have a similar method, I draw a circle and throw the money, but what falls outside is mine, what's in the circle is god's".

Said the rabbi "My system works along the same lines, but I omit the circle. I just throw the money in the air, and what god needs, he's gonna keep, what falls back down is mine".

What does a roll of toilet paper and the U.S.S. Enterprise have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.

Why is it called the circle of life?

Because it has no point.

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