The Best 10 Circa Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Circa jokes. There are some circa circum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these circa collective puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Circa Jokes and Puns
What's green and flies over Germany ?
Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!
I asked a girl in a bar if she wanted to go home with me.
She said, Do you have cable?
I said, I think the ropes will be strong enough.
(I wish I could remember the name of the comedian who said this, live in a bar, circa 1993.)
Congratulations to Prince Harry on losing his virginity
circa AD 2000. It's never too late to celebrate!
"Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all"
(~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium?
A bi-polar bear.
[OC, circa 2005]
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
After extensive marketing research the Colonel concluded that the franchise would benefit from better traffic patterns on the other side of the intersection.
(from my grandmother's Reader's Digest circa 1988)
What type of batteries does it take to light up The Big House ?
Double-A (App St. vs. Michigan, circa 2007)
Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist
found out the name of this artist is "Circa"
Eastman School of Music Fart Scale circa 1963 (no kidding - I did not make this up)
In order of increasing pitch:
Fahhrt
Fuzz
Fitty-Fuzz
Poot
Tarass
Rattler
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Neville Chamberlain?
Neville Chamberlain takes a weekend in the country. Adolf Hitler takes a country in the weekend.
(First told circa 1938)
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the circa singapore jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working circa vancouver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.