Cinq Jokes
27 cinq jokes and hilarious cinq puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinq that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cinq Short Jokes
Short cinq jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinq humour may include short french jokes also.
- In the French Navy, it's considered unlucky to have the number 5 in a ship's name... Because all of the ships with that number in their name... cinq
- Why couldn't the boat hold more than four French people? Because one more - then it's cinq.
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Cinq One Liners
Which cinq one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinq? I can suggest the ones about surrender and fours.
- What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq.
- Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!
- What happens when a team nets five basketballs in Paris? They cinq it!
- What happened to French Cruiser 5? It cinq.
- How many French people were on the Titanic? Cinq.
- The French restaurant had five dishwashing basins. They were known as the kitchen cinq.
- Why will 3 never play battleship with four? Because quatre cinq six
- Un deux t**... quatre cinq six sept ACHOO! Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.
- How do you say 'Three cats drowned' in Canadian French? t**... quatre cinq.
Playful Cinq Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about cinq you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cinq pranks.
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A French guy showed me his yachts.
french guy: This is Un. This is Deux. This is t**.... This is Quatre. This is Six.
Me: Where's the 5th one?
French guy: Cinq.
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"Un, deux, t**..., quatre", radioed the French ship...
...before it cinq.
"Eins, zwei, drei", radioed the German ship vierlessly, but then silence.
"Uno, dos", radioed the Spanish ship, and then disappeared without a tres.
"One," radioed the British ship before it went two.
"Oh," radioed the American sub. "I guess we won"
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Did you hear what happened to the four French cats who got in a boat meant for three?
Un, deux, t**..., quatre, cinq.
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There's two cats, and both have to swim across a lake.
The first cats name is One, two, three, while the second cats name is Un, deux, t**.... Which cat makes it to the other side of the lake?
One, two, three makes it across because Un, deux t**..., quatre, cinq.
This is by far one of the worst jokes I've ever heard and you can only understand it if you know some French. Regardless it never ceases to make me chuckle.
Three cats were racing across a lake
They were named OneTwoThree, UnDeuxTrois, and UnoDosTres. OneTwoThree won, UnoDosTres got second, but UnDeuxTrois was nowhere to be found.
Because the UnDeuxTrois quatre cinq.
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a little french humour
There once was a cat named une deux t**...
One day une deux t**... ran away from home, he found himself at a cross roads and decided that he wanted to see the other side of the river. He got onto the bridge and then a few seconds later. . . . the bridge collapsed!
So une deux t**... quatre cinq
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It's winter in quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice
And un deux t**... quatre cinq
