Cinq Jokes

Following is our collection of merci puns and carte one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cinq jokes for adults, dirty eins jokes and clean fait dad gags for kids.

The Best Cinq Puns

A Frenchman was showing of his yachts to a tourist

Frenchman: "This one is called Un, this one Deux, this one Trois, Quatre, Six, Se--"

Tourist: "Hold on, why is there no number 5?"

Frenchman: "It Cinq"

A French guy...

...is showing me his yachts.

French: "This is Un. This is Deux. This is Trois. This is Quatre. This is Six."

Me: "What about the 5th?"

French: "Cinq."

Swimming Cats

There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

The English cat. The un deux trois quatre cinq.

The French and the British decided to have two cats swim a race across the English Channel...

They named the French cat "un deux trois cat" and the British, "one two three cat."

Which cat made it across first?

The British cat, because everyone knows that un deux trois cat cinq.

What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat?

Cinq.


Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept ACHOO!

Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.

Did you hear what happened to the four French cats who got in a boat meant for three?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.

An English cat, a Spanish cat, and a French cat are in a swimming race

The English cat's name is One two three. The Spanish cat's name is Uno dos tres. The French cat's name is Un deux trois.

The English cat came in first, the Spanish cat came in second, but the French cat was nowhere to be found.

The Un deux trois quatre cinq

There's two cats, and both have to swim across a lake.

The first cats name is One, two, three, while the second cats name is Un, deux, trois. Which cat makes it to the other side of the lake?

One, two, three makes it across because Un, deux trois, quatre, cinq.

This is by far one of the worst jokes I've ever heard and you can only understand it if you know some French. Regardless it never ceases to make me chuckle.

An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first...

After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-trois quatre cinq.

Three cats were racing across a lake

They were named OneTwoThree, UnDeuxTrois, and UnoDosTres. OneTwoThree won, UnoDosTres got second, but UnDeuxTrois was nowhere to be found.

Because the UnDeuxTrois quatre cinq.


Three cats are competing in a race.

There's an American cat named "One Two Three," a German cat named "Ein Zwei Drei," and a French cat named "Un Deux Trois." The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found.

Why?

Because the un deux trois quatre cinq.

Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it?

It cinq!

Two cats tried to cross the river. One cat was named 'One Two Three', the other cat was named 'Un Deux Trois'. Which cat made it across?

'One Two Three' because 'Un Deux Trois' Quatre Cinq .



It's a pronunciation thing.

There were three cats swimming across a river

Their names were un cat, deux cat, and trois cat. Only un cat and deux cat made it across. Why? Because trois quatre cinq.

(You probably don't get it if you're not English-French bilingual)

a little french humour

There once was a cat named une deux trois

One day une deux trois ran away from home, he found himself at a cross roads and decided that he wanted to see the other side of the river. He got onto the bridge and then a few seconds later. . . . the bridge collapsed!

So une deux trois quatre cinq

2 cats were racing across the English channel

An english cat named onetwothree, and a french cat name undeuxtrois.

Which cat won?

123 cat won because undeuxtroix quatre cinq

There once were two cats - one was named 'one two three' and the other was named 'un deux trois'...

One day, the two cats came across a wide river. On the other side, there seem to be an endless amount of cat food. So, both of the cats wanted to swim across.

One two three cat made it across, but un deux trois quatre cinq.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Une deux trois quatre cinq!


What happens when a team nets five basketballs in Paris?

They cinq it!

What happened to French Cruiser 5?

It cinq.

Two cats, un deux trois & one two three are trying to cross a river. Which cat made it across?

One two three because un deux trois quatre cinq.

One two three cat and un deux trois cat had a swimming race.

One two three cat won because un deux trois quatre cinq.

Three cats went swimming in the Seine..

Un deux trois quatre cinq

How do you say 'Three cats drowned' in Canadian French?

Trois quatre cinq.

How many French people were on the Titanic?

Cinq.

Two cats raced across a river; one was named one two three, and the other was named un deux trois

One two three cat won because un deux trois quatre cinq

It's winter in Quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice

And un deux trois quatre cinq

What happened when 3 French cats got into a boat only meant for 2?

Une Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!

The French restaurant had five dishwashing basins.

They were known as the kitchen cinq.

The Frenchman and his cats

A Frenchman was on his boat in the middle of a lake with his 3 cats named "1", "2" and "3". All of a sudden the boat rocked and the cats fell into the lake, never to be seen again. The Frenchman exclaimed, "Un deux trois quatre cinq!"

Three Cats

There are three cats. One is named One Two Three. The other being named Un Deux Trois.

They both come to a river and both must cross it. Which one makes it across first?

One Two Three because Un Deux Trois quatre cinq!

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