Cinnamon Jokes
56 cinnamon jokes and hilarious cinnamon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinnamon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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- Short Cinnamon Jokes
- Cinnamon One Liners
- Cinnamon Toast Jokes
- Cinnamon Rolls Jokes
- More Cinnamon Jokes
Funniest Cinnamon Short Jokes
Short cinnamon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinnamon humour may include short ginger jokes also.
- Toast at a Wedding "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.
"Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast. - What do you call a Jamaican man who has committed some sin? A Cinnamon.
It's turrible I know, but I thought of it at the grocery store and had to share it. - Did you see the Catholic church released a breakfast cereal? Cinnamon Pope Crunch: The See You Can Taste
- What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon
- Ok I might need a little help, I have been trying to make a girl But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
- You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse, But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
- My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together... I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.
- Big Brother can see every single facet of our lives, we truly have no privacy and no control over own lives. But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
- What does an English teacher eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls.
My wife was so proud of herself for thinking this up while eating cinnamon roll ice cream yesterday. - Hey girl are you cinnamon.... .... cuz I love you in small doses but throw up when I have too much of you.
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Cinnamon One Liners
Which cinnamon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinnamon? I can suggest the ones about cocoa and honey.
- what do you call someone who films spices? A cinnamon-tographer!
- Why did the Jamaican spice dealer turn his life around? Because he was a cinna-mon
- What do you call someone making trouble in a Jamaican church? A Cinnamon
(sound it out) - What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym.
- What do you call a Jamaican spice trader? Cinna-Mon.
- I broke the law in front of a Jamaican selling spices He said I'm a cinnamon
- What do you call an impious Jamaican? Cinnamon
- Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun? They say it's rock and roll.
- What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection? Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- I'm currently preparing for a role It's a cinnamon roll.
- What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns.
- I'm writing a stand up routine about my favourite spice... It's a cinnamon shtick
- Someone stole a bag of cinnamon rolls when a vigilante appeared...
- So a cinnamon roll was saluting to the American flag Talk about pastryotisim
- What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite donut? The cinnamon twist.
Cinnamon Toast Jokes
Here is a list of funny cinnamon toast jokes and even better cinnamon toast puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
- What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch? Antonym toast crunch
- I cleaned the inside of my car windshield and I can finally see Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- THE NSA CAN SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
- What is a Jamaican's favorite cereal? Cinna-MON Toast Crunch.
- Why do black people love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? CUZ IT'S CRUNCHY.
- What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch
Cinnamon Rolls Jokes
Here is a list of funny cinnamon rolls jokes and even better cinnamon rolls puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- People get upset when I call them synonym rolls and not cinnamon rolls, but I am pretty sure it means that same thing
- I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll.
- What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls? You a cinnamon.
Happy Cinnamon Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about cinnamon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean molasses jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cinnamon pranks.
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
Drunks
Drunk guy: "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before
the devil knows you're dead!"
Drunk girl: "What's that mean?"
Drunk guy: "It's an Irish toast."
Drunk girl: "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon."
Drunk guy: "Huh?"
Drunk girl: "That's
An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...
... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the barista, making the drink.
"For ants," replied the anteater. "You have to dig real fast to get those tasty little suckers."
The Enterprise-D had just accomplished a major Starfleet mission, so the crew went to celebrate at Ten Forward. Captain Picard and Chief O'Brien were chosen to give the toasts.
First O'Brien gave his toast; "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."
Next Picard gave his toast; "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup."
The bartender, Guinan, admired O'Brien's toast, but was absolutely confused by Picard's.
So O'Brien explained, "As you all know, I'm from Ireland, so I gave a traditional Irish toast."
And Picard explained, "And as you all know, I'm from France..."
Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.
It's egg-n**...-stick.
Cinnamon Roll
A wife asks her husband if they can start role playing in the bedroom to try and spice things up. Naturally, the husband is interested. Later that night, he finds his wife in bed waiting for him. "Well, did you decide what we're going to do?"
"Sure did! You're gonna be a cinnamon roll. Sit there, look hot, and I'll cover you in icing and eat you"
Three boys talk in the schoolyard:
Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can s**... a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"
Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can s**... a panini with just one bite!"
Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can s**... a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"
Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""
There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel....
"Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"
