Cinnamon Jokes

Following is our collection of choc puns and snickerdoodle one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cinnamon jokes for adults, dirty clove jokes and clean vanilla dad gags for kids.

The Best Cinnamon Puns

Drunks

Drunk guy: "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before
the devil knows you're dead!"

Drunk girl: "What's that mean?"

Drunk guy: "It's an Irish toast."

Drunk girl: "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon."

Drunk guy: "Huh?"

Drunk girl: "That's

Toast at a Wedding

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.

"Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.

What do you call a Jamaican man who has committed some sin?

A Cinnamon.


It's turrible I know, but I thought of it at the grocery store and had to share it.

Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.

It's egg-nog-stick.

Cinnamon Roll

A wife asks her husband if they can start role playing in the bedroom to try and spice things up. Naturally, the husband is interested. Later that night, he finds his wife in bed waiting for him. "Well, did you decide what we're going to do?"
"Sure did! You're gonna be a cinnamon roll. Sit there, look hot, and I'll cover you in icing and eat you"


What do you call someone making trouble in a Jamaican church?

A Cinnamon

(sound it out)

What do you call a Jamaican spice trader?

Cinna-Mon.

I broke the law in front of a Jamaican selling spices

He said I'm a cinnamon

What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad?

Your a cinnamon

Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun?

They say it's rock and roll.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.


Ok I might need a little help, I have been trying to make a girl

But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together...

I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.

Big Brother can see every single facet of our lives, we truly have no privacy and no control over own lives.

But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Hey girl are you cinnamon....

.... cuz I love you in small doses but throw up when I have too much of you.

What does an English teacher eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.


My wife was so proud of herself for thinking this up while eating cinnamon roll ice cream yesterday.

I'm currently preparing for a role

It's a cinnamon roll.

I'm writing a stand up routine about my favourite spice...

It's a cinnamon shtick


What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite donut?

The cinnamon twist.

I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste

so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well.

She woke up anyways.

People get upset when I call them synonym rolls and not cinnamon rolls, but I am pretty sure it means that same thing

I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated

Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

Someone stole a bag of cinnamon rolls when a vigilante appeared...

What's the opposite of cinnamon toast crunch?

Antonym toast crunch

So a cinnamon roll was saluting to the American flag

Talk about pastryotisim

I cleaned the inside of my car windshield and I can finally see

Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Cottonballs is a great example of something I would buy but not want as a nickname.

Cinnamon buns, however...

Credit Dymitri Martin.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh.

Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark?

A: The em-daesh.


Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for?

A: Just a daesh.

What did the Jamaican priest call the guy who was arrested for sealing several tonnes of spices?

A cinna-mon

I just saw a movie about cinnamon

It had some great cinnamontography

If I was a stripper my name would be cinnamon wanna know why?

Because I taste good but no one can handle a mouth full of me.

I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray...

Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon.

THE NSA CAN SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE

BUT CAN THEY SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?

What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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