The Best 6 Cinemas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cinemas jokes. There are some cinemas kun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cinemas misspoke puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cinemas Jokes and Puns

Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy?

Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it

People who cough loudly don't go to the doctor...

They go to the cinemas.

Which band does metal covers of pop music inside cinemas?

Pop Korn

Experts are predicting a very wet day tomorrow...

They are urging cinemas showing 50 shades of grey to brace themselves.

Eddie Stobart Movie

There's an Eddie Stobart movie just been released and is airing in cinemas now. I went to go watch it at my local cinema. The actual movie sucked but at least the trailer was good.


Sure is hard going to cinemas with dyslexia

"I'd like some uhh... cockporn please"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cinemas cinema jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cinemas judgemental piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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