Rib-Tickling Cindy Jokes that Bring Friends Together
A boy goes into confession...
The boy tells the priest, "Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl."
"Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?"
"Oh I can't say."
"Was it Mary Jane?"
"No Father."
"Adalina Mozarelli?"
"My lips are sealed."
"How about Cindy King"
"I can never say."
"Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?"
"No."
"It has to be Tracy Cummings though!"
"Father I will never tell you."
"Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months."
"Ok, Father"
The boy leaves and his friend asks, "So what'd you get?"
The boy responds, "Five good leads, and a four month vacation!"
Two blondes Cindy and Stacy run into each other on monday...
Cindy : Hi Stacy! Did you have a good weekend? I went out to the club on saturday!
Stacy: o**...! I was there too! I danced with two Brazilian guys who were at the club!
Cindy: Oh wow! How many is a Brazillion?
Me: Have you ever heard of Cindy lou?
Other guy: Cindy Lou who?
Me: Oh so you have heard of her
Son asked his father permission to marry
a son walked up to his father and said "Dad, I'm going to marry the girl next door,Mary"
the father smiled and said "No, son you can't. She's your half-sister". Angrily the son said "Then, I'm going to marry Cindy"
The father replied the same.
The son in utter disbelief when to his mother and told what happened.
The mother looked at him in a rather cunning way and said "you can marry whomever you want son. TheY'RE not your half-sisters"
I heard Cindy Hyde-Smith sent her daughter to an all white school...
...despite living in a majority-black city. Don't vote for her! What kind of a sick person would live in a black majority city?
What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Why does Cindy Lauper go for guys with bad jokes?
Because girls just wanna have pun.