Cinderella Jokes
88 cinderella jokes and hilarious cinderella puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinderella that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cinderella Short Jokes
Short cinderella jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinderella humour may include short fairy tale jokes also.
- My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?… She kept running away from the ball!…
(This has probably already been posted on here, but I don't really know, so I'm just going to post it…) - Here's one I made up when in 1967 when I was 7 yo. What did Ed Sullivan say to Cinderella? The shoe must go on.
- I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come."
- What did Cinderella say when she sat on pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
- I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ... Wife:
\- I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ...
The husband responded:
\- I told you, if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale! - What happens when Quentin Tarantino remakes Cinderella? a three and a half minute extended director's cut of the slipper scene
- Cinderella's dress Cinderella's dress must have been very revealing if the prince looked at her all evening without being able to remember her face.
- Why did Cinderella get in a fight with the police? Because they wanted to take her prince.
- What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?
At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.
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Cinderella One Liners
Which cinderella one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinderella? I can suggest the ones about prince and pumpkin.
- What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ
- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Grgglluhhgghh*
- Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball
- Why didn't Cinderella go to the ball? She didn't want to choke!
- If you watch Cinderella backwards.. It's about a woman who learns her place.
- Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!
- If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called... mozzarella!
- What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball? *cough* *cough*
- How do we know Cinderella did not have children? She lived happily ever after.
- Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball player? She had a pumpkin for a coach.
- What's the name of the Disney princess that got burned? Cinder-ella
- What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come.
- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!
- You know what we used to call our goalkeeper? 'Cinderella'
He always missed the ball. - What Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ACKK!
Cinderella Ball Jokes
Here is a list of funny cinderella ball jokes and even better cinderella ball puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did Cinderella get to the ball? By suppressing her gag reflex.
- Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage
- What's the difference between Cinderella and the Scotland football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.
- What's the difference between Cinderella and the Australian Cricket team? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
- What is the difference between Virat Kohli and Cinderella? Cinderella knows when to leave the ball.
- What do you call it when Cinderella rushes to the ball? A running gag.
- what did cinderella do when she reached the ball? she gagged.
- What does the USA and Cinderella have in common? Neither can stay with the ball
- What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers. - What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? This is a nice ball.
Cinderella Basketball Jokes
Here is a list of funny cinderella basketball jokes and even better cinderella basketball puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Cinderella Shoe Jokes
Here is a list of funny cinderella shoe jokes and even better cinderella shoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?" Interviewer: I meant about the job.
Me: Oh.... no I'm good. - Cinderella walks into a bar... "I'd like a glass of shoes, please"
Comical Cinderella Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about cinderella you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cinderella ball jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cinderella pranks.
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.
The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player? Her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?
A woman in her place...
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So Cinderella was crying...
...when her fairy godmother shows up. She asks poor Cinderella, "What's troubling you, my dear?" "My sisters have all gone to the ball, but I can't! I have nothing to wear and no way to go..." cried Cinderella. "Oh fret not. Let me handle this for you," said the fairy godmother. "But first, you have to bring me all the pumpkins you can find."
So Cinderella set off to look for all pumpkins she could find and rolled them back. Then her fairy godmother turned 1 into a beautiful golden
carriage, 2 into majestic stallions, 2 into a beautiful pair of glass slippers and 1 into the most elegant and gorgeous white gown you could ever imagine. But Cinderella kept on crying.
"Why are you still troubled, sweetie? You've got everything you need to go to the ball!"
"But I... I... I'm on my period now. I can't wear that white dress," replied Cinderella.
"Don't worry honey," said her fairy godmother, and she turned to look at the garden, only to find the largest pumpkin left, which she turned into a t**....
And at midnight, Cinderella died.
Cinderella realllyyy wants to go to the ball....
And begs Fairy Godmother to help.
"Alright," Fairy Godmother says, "but only on two conditions. First, that you wear a diaphragm. Secondly, that you're home by midnight. Oh, and if you're not home by midnight, your diaphragm is turning into a pumpkin.'
Cinderella agrees and Fairy Godmother sends her off to the ball.
Fairy Godmother is watching the clock when midnight comes and goes. Around two, three in the morning Cinderella finally stumbles in looking all lovestruck.
"Where have you been?!" Fairy godmother demands. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin hours ago!"
"Oh I met a prince and he took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with this power. I demand to know his name!"
"I can't remember exactly... It was Peter, Peter, something or other..."
Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?
Because her coach was a pumpkin
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A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password
She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella d**... Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.
How did Cinderella's evil twin lose her slipper?
She came down with a case of pneumonia
if you watch cinderella backwards
its about a girl who finds her place in society.
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs?
One day, my prints will come.
What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gord!
What does the prince call Cinderella?
His sole-mate.
Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail.
Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: 'One day my prints will come'.
If you watch Cinderella backwards...
it's the triumphant tale of a woman learning her place in the world. Happy International Women's day!
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Cinderella is late for the ball when her period comes.
To her great relief, her fairy godmother is able to fashion a magic t**... out of a pumpkin. But she warns her, you MUST be home before midnight, or it will turn right back!
Midnight comes and goes, and the fairy godmother goes from angry to terribly worried. At 5 am Cinderella shows up, smoking a cigarette and looking rather disheveled, but seemingly unharmed.
Where have you been!? yelled the fairy godmother.
I'm fine, relax! Had a lovely evening. I ended up meeting a man! I don't remember his name exactly, Peter Peter Pumpkin something.
What do you call Cinderella being BBC'd
Nutella
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Cinderella teaches young kids a very important lesson.
It doesn't matter how poor you are, as long as you're really hot and you suitor has a f**....
Cinderella turned to a pumpkin in a midnight
...but Prince was unstoppable
I told my girlfriend I would treat her like a princess.
Little did she know, I meant Cinderella.
If Cinderella had a chinese name... and 2 brothers...
What would their names be?
Cinderella - Swee Ping
Brothers - Mo Ping & Wai Ping
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What if Cinderella was a cooking s**... instead of a cleaning s**.....
.. and her name was Mozzerella
In the original version of Cinderella, that wasn't her real name, just a nickname she got because she always slept by the fireplace and got covered in cinders.
Really makes you wonder about the person who invented Nutella.
