The Best 63 Cinderella Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cinderella jokes. There are some cinderella hulks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cinderella anastasia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cinderella Jokes and Puns
What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?
She choked.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball!
If you watch Cinderella backwards..
It's about a woman who learns her place.
What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?
"One day my prints will come."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
... ackhh achkghk
What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?
*cough* *cough*
Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?
She always ran away from the ball
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!
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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach
B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Why didn't Cinderella go to the ball?
She didn't want to choke!
What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
Someday my prints will come.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she keeps running away from the ball
A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password
She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella Dopey Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.
Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"ghughgugjjch"
What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?
*makes choking sounds*
What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?
Grgggll
What's the difference??
What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?
At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ
Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?
Miscarriage
Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?
Her coach was a pumpkin
What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball?
Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp
Why did cinderella quit the soccer team?
Because her coach was a pumpkin and she couldn't get to the ball
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs?
One day, my prints will come.
Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Because she ran away from the ball.
If Cinderella made pizzas for a living,
would she be called Mozzarella ?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*-Choking noises-*
My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party,
So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gord!
Why did Cinderella get in a fight with the police?
Because they wanted to take her prince.
How did Cinderella get to the ball?
By suppressing her gag reflex.
What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave?
Then her name would be mozarella.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gargjbsdfggndsfgosdsfsdkng
Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail.
Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: 'One day my prints will come'.
Why Cinderella fail her P.E. class?
Her coach was a pumpkin
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Nothing. She just gaged a little.
NSFW What did cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*gurgle/gag sounds*
Why was Cinderella so bad at tennis?
Because her coach was a pumpkin
What's the difference between Cinderella and the Australian Cricket team?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the Ball?
Gurhhggrhurgh
Cinderella teaches young kids a very important lesson.
It doesn't matter how poor you are, as long as you're really hot and you suitor has a foot fetish.
I told my girlfriend I would treat her like a princess.
Little did she know, I meant Cinderella.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
*glarglllllgrlllgagglglgrl*
What's the name of the Disney princess that got burned?
Cinder-ella
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Glurghbrglubghhg
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
**Because she always runs away from the ball!**
If Cinderella were a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave,
would she be known as Mozarella?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Hwugkkkagahcksgk.
Cinderella
My wife told me: "I'm sick of you, since I got married i work, cook, I'm doing laundry..."
I respond: "I told you if you marry me you will live like Cinderella!"
What Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
ACKK!
What if Cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave..
.. and her name was Mozzerella
What's the difference between Cinderella and the Scotland football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.
My sister wanted a Cinderella themed party,
So I invited all her friends and made them clean my house.
Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball player?
She had a pumpkin for a coach.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball
"Gagging sound"
Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball
How do we know Cinderella did not have children?
She lived happily ever after.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?
She kept running away from the ball.
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