Cinderella Ball Jokes
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Short cinderella ball jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinderella ball humour may include short cinder jokes also.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?… She kept running away from the ball!…
(This has probably already been posted on here, but I don't really know, so I'm just going to post it…) - What's the difference between Cinderella and the Scotland football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.
- What's the difference between Cinderella and the Australian Cricket team? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
- What is the difference between Virat Kohli and Cinderella? Cinderella knows when to leave the ball.
- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? This is a nice ball.
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Cinderella Ball One Liners
Which cinderella ball one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinderella ball? I can suggest the ones about crystal ball and disney princess.
- What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ
- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Grgglluhhgghh*
- Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball
- Why didn't Cinderella go to the ball? She didn't want to choke!
- Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!
- What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball? *cough* *cough*
- What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!
- You know what we used to call our goalkeeper? 'Cinderella'
He always missed the ball. - What Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ACKK!
- How did Cinderella get to the ball? By suppressing her gag reflex.
- Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage
- What do you call it when Cinderella rushes to the ball? A running gag.
- what did cinderella do when she reached the ball? she gagged.
- What does the USA and Cinderella have in common? Neither can stay with the ball
- What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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So Cinderella was crying...
...when her fairy godmother shows up. She asks poor Cinderella, "What's troubling you, my dear?" "My sisters have all gone to the ball, but I can't! I have nothing to wear and no way to go..." cried Cinderella. "Oh fret not. Let me handle this for you," said the fairy godmother. "But first, you have to bring me all the pumpkins you can find."
So Cinderella set off to look for all pumpkins she could find and rolled them back. Then her fairy godmother turned 1 into a beautiful golden
carriage, 2 into majestic stallions, 2 into a beautiful pair of glass slippers and 1 into the most elegant and gorgeous white gown you could ever imagine. But Cinderella kept on crying.
"Why are you still troubled, sweetie? You've got everything you need to go to the ball!"
"But I... I... I'm on my period now. I can't wear that white dress," replied Cinderella.
"Don't worry honey," said her fairy godmother, and she turned to look at the garden, only to find the largest pumpkin left, which she turned into a t**....
And at midnight, Cinderella died.
Cinderella realllyyy wants to go to the ball....
And begs Fairy Godmother to help.
"Alright," Fairy Godmother says, "but only on two conditions. First, that you wear a diaphragm. Secondly, that you're home by midnight. Oh, and if you're not home by midnight, your diaphragm is turning into a pumpkin.'
Cinderella agrees and Fairy Godmother sends her off to the ball.
Fairy Godmother is watching the clock when midnight comes and goes. Around two, three in the morning Cinderella finally stumbles in looking all lovestruck.
"Where have you been?!" Fairy godmother demands. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin hours ago!"
"Oh I met a prince and he took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with this power. I demand to know his name!"
"I can't remember exactly... It was Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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Cinderella is late for the ball when her period comes.
To her great relief, her fairy godmother is able to fashion a magic t**... out of a pumpkin. But she warns her, you MUST be home before midnight, or it will turn right back!
Midnight comes and goes, and the fairy godmother goes from angry to terribly worried. At 5 am Cinderella shows up, smoking a cigarette and looking rather disheveled, but seemingly unharmed.
Where have you been!? yelled the fairy godmother.
I'm fine, relax! Had a lovely evening. I ended up meeting a man! I don't remember his name exactly, Peter Peter Pumpkin something.