Following is our collection of neapolitan puns and overpass one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cinder jokes for adults, dirty slag jokes and clean coals dad gags for kids.
She gagged and took it like a champ
*-Choking noises-*
... ackhh achkghk
Because she keeps running away from the ball
"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."
his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"
"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."
his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"
"shut up cinder block"
She ran away from the ball.
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach
B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Because she ran away from the ball!
She kept running away from the ball!
Gurhhggrhurgh
*cough* *cough*
She ran away from the ball
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Grgggll
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
*glarglllllgrlllgagglglgrl*
**Because she always runs away from the ball!**
My wife told me: "I'm sick of you, since I got married i work, cook, I'm doing laundry..."
I respond: "I told you if you marry me you will live like Cinderella!"
Then her name would be mozarella.
*makes choking sounds*
She choked.
Gargjbsdfggndsfgosdsfsdkng
"Mommy,why is my name rose",the mom says "because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head".a 2nd cow asks "why is my name lily?" the mom says "because a Lilly fell on your head when you were born".a third cow comes over and says "dur glu fo dur.".the mom then says "shut up cinder block!"
The evidence was concrete.
She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]
Glurghbrglubghhg
Because they wanted to take her prince.
would she be known as Mozarella?
Someday my prints will come.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Because her coach was a pumpkin
She always ran away from the ball
Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!
.. and her name was Mozzerella
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.