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65 cinder jokes and hilarious cinder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cinder Short Jokes

Short cinder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinder humour may include short campfire jokes also.

  1. What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day
  2. What do a fat girl and a cinder block have in common? Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.

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Cinder One Liners

Which cinder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinder? I can suggest the ones about cider and tinder.

  1. A man was murdered with a cinder block. The evidence was concrete.
  2. What's the name of the Disney princess that got burned? Cinder-ella
  3. Are you a Disney princess? Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.
  4. There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?

Cinder joke, There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cinder can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cinder puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Cinder Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about cinder you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cement jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cinder prank.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]

What did Cinderella say when she sat on pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

... ackhh achkghk

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."
his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"
"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."
his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"
"shut up cinder block"

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

*cough* *cough*

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach
B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

A father and his daughters

One day a girl asked her dad, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" to which the father replied, "Well, Rose, after you were born, a rose pedal landed on your head, so we named you Rose." His other daughter then asked, "Daddy, why is my name Snowflake?" to which the father replied, "Well, Snowflake, after you were born, a snowflake landed on your head, so we named you Snowflake."
"hurrerrerehr" "Shut up, Cinder Block,"

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

Someday my prints will come.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Aaahh ahhh cough cough

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"ghughgugjjch"

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

*makes choking sounds*

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ

What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball?

Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp

Why did cinderella quit the soccer team?

Because her coach was a pumpkin and she couldn't get to the ball

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs?

One day, my prints will come.

Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball?

Because she ran away from the ball.

If Cinderella made pizzas for a living,

would she be called mozzarella ?

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*-Choking noises-*

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?

Oh my gord!

Why did Cinderella get in a fight with the police?

Because they wanted to take her prince.

How did Cinderella get to the ball?

By suppressing her gag reflex.

What if Cinderella was a baking s**... instead of a cleaning s**...?

Then her name would be mozarella.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gargjbsdfggndsfgosdsfsdkng

Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail.

Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: 'One day my prints will come'.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Nothing. She just gaged a little.

Why was Cinderella so bad at tennis?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

What did Cinderella say when she got to the Ball?

Gurhhggrhurgh

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*glarglllllgrlllgagglglgrl*

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Glurghbrglubghhg

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

**Because she always runs away from the ball!**

If Cinderella were a baking s**... instead of a cleaning s**...,

would she be known as Mozarella?

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Hwugkkkagahcksgk.

A baby cow walks up to a mom cow and says

"Mommy,why is my name rose",the mom says "because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head".a 2nd cow asks "why is my name lily?" the mom says "because a Lilly fell on your head when you were born".a third cow comes over and says "dur glu fo dur.".the mom then says "shut up cinder block!"

Cinderella

My wife told me: "I'm sick of you, since I got married i work, cook, I'm doing laundry..."
I respond: "I told you if you marry me you will live like Cinderella!"

What Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

ACKK!

What if Cinderella was a cooking s**... instead of a cleaning s**.....

.. and her name was Mozzerella

Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball player?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Three kids walk into a room

The first kid says to their mom mom why am I name daisy?
The mom replies because when you were born a daisy landed on your head
the second kid asks mom why am I named rose
The mom replied because when you were born I found a rose landed on your head
The third kid walks in uhh hello mumajsagshhshayayauh
The mom replies not now cinder block

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball

"Gagging sound"

Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the ball

How do we know Cinderella did not have children?

She lived happily ever after.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She started choking

I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ...

Wife:
\- I'm like Cinderella - I wash, clean, cook ...
The husband responded:
\- I told you, if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*Grgglluhhgghh*

If Cinderella had been a dairy maid she would have been called...

Mozzarella!

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?…

She kept running away from the ball!…
(This has probably already been posted on here, but I don't really know, so I'm just going to post it…)

Cinder joke, Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?…

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