Cinder Jokes
40 cinder jokes and hilarious cinder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What did Cinderella say when she sat on pinocchio's face?
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
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So Cinderella was crying...
...when her fairy godmother shows up. She asks poor Cinderella, "What's troubling you, my dear?" "My sisters have all gone to the ball, but I can't! I have nothing to wear and no way to go..." cried Cinderella. "Oh fret not. Let me handle this for you," said the fairy godmother. "But first, you have to bring me all the pumpkins you can find."
So Cinderella set off to look for all pumpkins she could find and rolled them back. Then her fairy godmother turned 1 into a beautiful golden
carriage, 2 into majestic stallions, 2 into a beautiful pair of glass slippers and 1 into the most elegant and gorgeous white gown you could ever imagine. But Cinderella kept on crying.
"Why are you still troubled, sweetie? You've got everything you need to go to the ball!"
"But I... I... I'm on my period now. I can't wear that white dress," replied Cinderella.
"Don't worry honey," said her fairy godmother, and she turned to look at the garden, only to find the largest pumpkin left, which she turned into a t**....
And at midnight, Cinderella died.
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A man has three daughters...
And one day his oldest daughter came up to him and asked, "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
The man replied, "Because that's the first thing that fell on your head when you were born, sweetheart." The daughter thanked him and ran off.
Later, the middle daughter came up to him and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
The man replied, "Because that's the first thing that fell on your head when you were born, sweetheart." Again, his daughter thanked him and ran off.
Later, the last daughter came up to him, and said, "Uhhhouahhhaauma."
The man said, "Shut up, Cinder Block."
Cinderella realllyyy wants to go to the ball....
And begs Fairy Godmother to help.
"Alright," Fairy Godmother says, "but only on two conditions. First, that you wear a diaphragm. Secondly, that you're home by midnight. Oh, and if you're not home by midnight, your diaphragm is turning into a pumpkin.'
Cinderella agrees and Fairy Godmother sends her off to the ball.
Fairy Godmother is watching the clock when midnight comes and goes. Around two, three in the morning Cinderella finally stumbles in looking all lovestruck.
"Where have you been?!" Fairy godmother demands. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin hours ago!"
"Oh I met a prince and he took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with this power. I demand to know his name!"
"I can't remember exactly... It was Peter, Peter, something or other..."
What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?
*cough* *cough*
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
This is a nice ball.
what did cinderella do when she reached the ball?
she gagged.
What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
Someday my prints will come.
Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?
Because her coach was a pumpkin
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates.
Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Cinderella walks into a bar...
"I'd like a glass of shoes, please"
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs?
One day, my prints will come.
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There's been a plane c**...
The police show up at one of the victims doors;
Wife: Hello, do you have any news on my husband?
Police: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid we have some good news and some bad news concerning your husband.
Wife: Well tell me the good news first, I need something to raise my spirits.
Police: Well ma'am, the good news is, despite your husband being burned to a cinder, we were able to identify your husband by his dental records.
Wife: Sweet merciful! Well what on earth is the bad news?
Police: He's got a pretty n**... cavity in his upper molar.
What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gord!
Why did Cinderella get in a fight with the police?
Because they wanted to take her prince.
How did Cinderella get to the ball?
By suppressing her gag reflex.
A man was murdered with a cinder block.
The evidence was concrete.
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Cinder One Liners
Which cinder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinder? I can suggest the ones about cider and tinder.
- A man was murdered with a cinder block. The evidence was concrete.
- What's the name of the Disney princess that got burned? Cinder-ella
- Are you a Disney princess? Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.
- There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?
