Cinder Jokes

Following is our collection of neapolitan puns and overpass one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cinder jokes for adults, dirty slag jokes and clean coals dad gags for kids.

The Best Cinder Puns

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*-Choking noises-*

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

... ackhh achkghk

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."

his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"

"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."

his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"

"shut up cinder block"


Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach

B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the Ball?

Gurhhggrhurgh

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

*cough* *cough*


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*glarglllllgrlllgagglglgrl*

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

**Because she always runs away from the ball!**

Cinderella

My wife told me: "I'm sick of you, since I got married i work, cook, I'm doing laundry..."

I respond: "I told you if you marry me you will live like Cinderella!"

What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave?

Then her name would be mozarella.


What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

*makes choking sounds*

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gargjbsdfggndsfgosdsfsdkng

A baby cow walks up to a mom cow and says

"Mommy,why is my name rose",the mom says "because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head".a 2nd cow asks "why is my name lily?" the mom says "because a Lilly fell on your head when you were born".a third cow comes over and says "dur glu fo dur.".the mom then says "shut up cinder block!"

A man was murdered with a cinder block.

The evidence was concrete.

Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball player?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Glurghbrglubghhg

Why did Cinderella get in a fight with the police?

Because they wanted to take her prince.

If Cinderella were a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave,

would she be known as Mozarella?

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?

Someday my prints will come.

Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella so bad at tennis?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!

What if Cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave..

.. and her name was Mozzerella

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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