The Best 36 Cinco Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cinco jokes. There are some cinco navidad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cinco sombrero puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cinco Jokes and Puns

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you call two Mexicans...

Q: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan-on-Juan

Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco joke, What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quatro cinco


What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro Cinco

What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink?

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Cinco joke, What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink?

In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?

Because the signs say "No Trespassing".

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

I hate Cinco De Mayo!

-Said no Juan ever

Tequila Addiction

They're opening a new center to treat tequila addiction in Rochester, Minnesota. It will be known as the Cinco de Mayo Clinic.

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I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating Cinco de Mayo but

My back is up against a wall

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

Seven eight nine.

Cinco seis, "Siete! Que haces?!"

Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three

He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.

Cinco joke, Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three

What do you read on cinco de mayo?

"Tequila Mockingbird"

Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...

Revenge of the Sixth

Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight!

And after that, I'll have dinner!


What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?

Everyone is proud to be Irish on St Paddy's day

What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?

" I don't like Mayweather!"

What do you call a Mexican boat that crashed into an Iceberg?

Cinco

Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"

The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."

Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"

The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"

What do you call 4 Mexicans on a sinking ship

Quatro Cinco

My Spanish friend, Cinco, asked me to describe what my golf party was like.

I responded, "It was a 1234,5."

TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship

Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?

On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.

Happy Cinco De-

Ported

My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up

I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection

Cinco de Mayo is cancelled this year, so..

hold de Mayo

This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ...

When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.

Happy Cinco de Mayo

I hope every Juan has a great day

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call four drowning Spaniards?

cuatro cinco

To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo

To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday

Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...

It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.

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