Cinco Jokes
47 cinco jokes and hilarious cinco puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinco that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Mexican heritage and culture where people share jokes and laughter. Learn some of the best classic Mexican cinco de mayo jokes about refried beans, tacos, and more!
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Funniest Cinco Short Jokes
Short cinco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinco humour may include short cinco de mayo jokes also.
- When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row? Cinco.
I came up with this last night, while tired. Forgive me. - Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo... It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
- To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday
- What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
- This year will be the first cinco de mayo ... When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
- Mayo in the sink joke
What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?
Sink o de mayo.
*Put mayonnaise in my sink, call that cinco de mayo. - Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight! And after that, I'll have dinner!
- My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
- I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating Cinco de Mayo but My back is up against a wall
- My Spanish friend, Cinco, asked me to describe what my golf party was like. I responded, "It was a 1234,5."
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Cinco One Liners
Which cinco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinco? I can suggest the ones about dos and fiesta.
- How do '90s kids count to 6? uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
- What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro cinco
- Happy Cinco De- Ported
- What do you call four drowning Spaniards? cuatro cinco
- What do you call a Mexican boat that crashed into an Iceberg? Cinco
- What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"
- What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink? Happy Cinco de Mayo!
- Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope every Juan has a great day
- What do you read on cinco de mayo? "Tequila Mockingbird"
- Cinco de Mayo is cancelled this year, so.. hold de Mayo
- Seven eight nine. Cinco seis, "Siete! Que haces?!"
- What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo
- What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco.
- What do you call four matadors in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
- (Original) what do you call the eve of cinco de mayo? Cinco de-morrow
Cinco De Jokes
Here is a list of funny cinco de jokes and even better cinco de puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Tequila Addiction They're opening a new center to treat tequila addiction in Rochester, Minnesota. It will be known as the Cinco de Mayo Clinic.
- Today's a special day for sandwiches around the world! It is Cinco de *Mayo* after all.
- We all know what Cinco de Mayo translate to in English... St. Patrick's Day.
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say the day before Cinco de Mayo? "May the Fourth be with you"

Cheeky Cinco Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about cinco you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cinco pranks.
Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"
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I hate Cinco De Mayo!
-Said no Juan ever
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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?
Cuatro cinco
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What do you call two Mexicans...
Q: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan-on-Juan
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto
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4 Mexicans drowning in quicksand...
quattro Cinco
