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57 cinco jokes and hilarious cinco puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cinco that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Mexican heritage and culture where people share jokes and laughter. Learn some of the best classic Mexican cinco de mayo jokes about refried beans, tacos, and more!

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Popular Cinco Short Jokes

Short cinco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cinco humour may include short cinco de mayo jokes also.

  1. What's the only major difference between Cinco de mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
  2. In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say "No Trespassing".
  3. Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
  4. When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row? Cinco.
    I came up with this last night, while tired. Forgive me.
  5. Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo... It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
  6. To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday
  7. What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
  8. This year will be the first cinco de mayo ... When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
  9. Mayo in the sink joke
    What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?
    Sink o de mayo.
    *Put mayonnaise in my sink, call that cinco de mayo.
  10. Yesterday was star wars day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth

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Cinco One Liners

Which cinco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cinco? I can suggest the ones about dos and fiesta.

  1. How do '90s kids count to 6? uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
  2. I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever
  3. What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro cinco
  4. What do you call four Spaniards sinking in quicksand? quatro cinco
  5. What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand? Quatro cinco
  6. Happy Cinco De- Ported
  7. What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro cinco (sink-o).
  8. What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco
  9. What do you call four drowning Spaniards? cuatro cinco
  10. What do you call a Mexican boat that crashed into an Iceberg? Cinco
  11. What do you call four Latinos in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
  12. 4 Mexicans drowning in quicksand... quattro Cinco
  13. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"
  14. What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos.
  15. What do you call 4 Mexicans on a sinking ship Quatro Cinco

Cinco De Jokes

Here is a list of funny cinco de jokes and even better cinco de puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight! And after that, I'll have dinner!
  • My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
  • What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink? Happy Cinco de Mayo!
  • Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope every Juan has a great day
  • What do you read on cinco de mayo? "Tequila Mockingbird"
  • Cinco de Mayo is cancelled this year, so.. hold de Mayo
  • I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating Cinco de Mayo but My back is up against a wall
  • What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo
  • Tequila Addiction They're opening a new center to treat tequila addiction in Rochester, Minnesota. It will be known as the Cinco de Mayo Clinic.
  • (Original) what do you call the eve of cinco de mayo? Cinco de-morrow

Cinco De Mayo Jokes

Here is a list of funny cinco de mayo jokes and even better cinco de mayo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Today's a special day for sandwiches around the world! It is Cinco de *Mayo* after all.
  • We all know what Cinco de Mayo translate to in English... St. Patrick's Day.
  • What did Obi Wan Kenobi say the day before Cinco de Mayo? "May the Fourth be with you"
  • What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? Everyone is proud to be Irish on St p**...'s day
Cinco joke, What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?

Cinco joke, What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cinco can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cinco puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Cinco Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about cinco you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cinco prank.

Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"

The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"

What do you call two Mexicans...

Q: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan-on-Juan
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto

TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship

Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.

Cinco joke, What do you call 4 Mexicans on a sinking ship

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