The Best 36 Cinco Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cinco jokes. There are some cinco navidad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cinco Jokes and Puns
What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
What do you call two Mexicans...
Q: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan-on-Juan
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto
What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo
How do '90s kids count to 6?
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?
Quatro cinco
What do you call four matadors in quicksand?
Quatro Cinco
What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink?
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?
Because the signs say "No Trespassing".
What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?
Cinco.
I hate Cinco De Mayo!
-Said no Juan ever
Tequila Addiction
They're opening a new center to treat tequila addiction in Rochester, Minnesota. It will be known as the Cinco de Mayo Clinic.
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I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating Cinco de Mayo but
My back is up against a wall
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?
Cuatro cinco
What do you call four drowning Mexicans?
Cuatro cinco
Seven eight nine.
Cinco seis, "Siete! Que haces?!"
Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three
He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
What do you read on cinco de mayo?
"Tequila Mockingbird"
Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...
Revenge of the Sixth
Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight!
And after that, I'll have dinner!
What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?
Everyone is proud to be Irish on St Paddy's day
What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?
" I don't like Mayweather!"
What do you call a Mexican boat that crashed into an Iceberg?
Cinco
Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"
What do you call 4 Mexicans on a sinking ship
Quatro Cinco
My Spanish friend, Cinco, asked me to describe what my golf party was like.
I responded, "It was a 1234,5."
TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship
Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.
What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?
On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
Happy Cinco De-
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My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up
I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
Cinco de Mayo is cancelled this year, so..
hold de Mayo
This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ...
When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
Happy Cinco de Mayo
I hope every Juan has a great day
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro cinco
What do you call four drowning Spaniards?
cuatro cinco
To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo
To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday
Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...
It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
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