Cinco De Mayo Jokes
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- What's the only major difference between Cinco de mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
- In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time? Because the signs say "No Trespassing".
- Happy Cinco De Mayo. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three He says "uno, dos..." then disappears without a tres.
- Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo... It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
- To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday
- What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo? On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
- This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ... When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
- Mayo in the sink joke
What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?
Sink o de mayo.
*Put mayonnaise in my sink, call that cinco de mayo. - Yesterday was star wars day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is... Revenge of the Sixth
- Since it's Cinco De Mayo, I think i'm gonna eat a little mexican tonight! And after that, I'll have dinner!
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Cinco De Mayo One Liners
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- I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever
- What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"
- What do you say if you spill mayonnaise in the kitchen sink? Happy Cinco de Mayo!
- Happy Cinco de Mayo I hope every Juan has a great day
- What do you read on cinco de mayo? "Tequila Mockingbird"
- Cinco de Mayo is cancelled this year, so.. hold de Mayo
- What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo
- (Original) what do you call the eve of cinco de mayo? Cinco de-morrow
- Today's a special day for sandwiches around the world! It is Cinco de *Mayo* after all.
- We all know what Cinco de Mayo translate to in English... St. Patrick's Day.
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say the day before Cinco de Mayo? "May the Fourth be with you"
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Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"
The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"
TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship
Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.
The Titanic and mayonnaise
What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.
Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bottom of the ocean. The Mexican people were saddened by this event, and dedicated an annual event to the remembrance of the mayonnaise
We call it Cinco de Mayo
My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up
I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?
Everyone is proud to be Irish on St p**...'s day
I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating Cinco de Mayo but
My back is up against a wall
Tequila Addiction
They're opening a new center to treat tequila addiction in Rochester, Minnesota. It will be known as the Cinco de Mayo Clinic.
