The Best 23 Cincinnati Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cincinnati Jokes and Puns

A Poem

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Stop memes about Harambe

-Cincinnati Zoo


In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......

Roses are Red, Violets are blue......

who killed harambe?

Cincinnati zoo

Cincinnati joke, Roses are Red, Violets are blue......

On the anniversary of Harambe's death...

the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe.

My Grandfather has the heart of a lion!

And a ban from the cincinnati zoo

A man wakes up from a five year coma...

Doctor: Sir you've been out for a long time and I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

Patient: Oh I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

Roses are red, I'm feeling blue

There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

Cincinnati joke, Roses are red, I'm feeling blue

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does a farmer, a pimp, and a bluegrass band all have in common?

They all know how to throw a hoe down.

(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo

Cincinnati Bengals allowing 2,500 fans into the stadium for the first game.

Word is, now they're looking for 2,000 volunteers to attend the game.

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The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play

But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.

Wow! I can't believe it's been almost a year since Harambe died. For the anniversary of his death, Cincinnati Zoo should have a sale.

Discount for Harambe

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

The Cincinnati zoo is putting in a new shooting range for it's employees.

Ooh, sorry I misread that. They are just getting a new gorilla.

Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn't Go To The Ballet?

The Zoo worker at Cincinnati Zoo.

Cincinnati joke, Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn't Go To The Ballet?

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?


I fell asleep at the Cincinnati zoo and fell into the Gorilla pit...

Harambe caught me slippin'

Why did Nightwing go to Cincinnati?

Because Dick's out for Harambe.

When you realize the Cincinnati Bengals have to win...

for Harambe.

The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees....

But no Harambe

Waking up from a coma...

**DOCTOR**: I have bad news...

**MAN WHO JUST WOKE UP FROM A 5 YEAR COMA**: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo.

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