Cincinnati Jokes
28 cincinnati jokes and hilarious cincinnati puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cincinnati that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious Cincinnati jokes about the Cincinnati Bengals, Reds, and Bearcats. Get your friends and family in on the joke with these gags about geography and the rivalry between Cincinnati and Cleveland. Have a laugh today!
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Funniest Cincinnati Short Jokes
Short cincinnati jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cincinnati humour may include short reportedly jokes also.
- On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe.
- Cincinnati Bengals allowing 2,500 fans into the stadium for the first game. Word is, now they're looking for 2,000 volunteers to attend the game.
- The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.
- When I die... When I die I want the Cincinnati Bengals to be my pall bearers just so they can let me down one last time.
- What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
- The Cincinnati zoo is putting in a new shooting range for it's employees. Ooh, sorry I misread that. They are just getting a new gorilla.
- I fell asleep at the Cincinnati zoo and fell into the Gorilla pit... Harambe caught me slippin'
- The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe
- Who didn't get a chance to delete the twitter account ? Well, it certainly wasnt Cincinnati Zoo
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Cincinnati One Liners
Which cincinnati one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cincinnati? I can suggest the ones about and .
- A Poem Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo - Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
Cincinnati zoo - Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo
- How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
- Who Told The Gorilla That He Couldn't Go To The ballet? The Zoo worker at Cincinnati Zoo.
- What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz
- When you realize the Cincinnati Bengals have to win... for Harambe.
- Cincinnati Zoo Deleted their Social Media Accounts! Just like they deleted Harambe.
- Why did Nightwing go to Cincinnati? Because d**...'s out for Harambe.
Heartwarming Cincinnati Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about cincinnati you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cincinnati pranks.
FRESH HARAMBE OF BELL AIR....
In west Cincinnati I was born and raised on the zoo grounds is where I spent most of my days,Chillin out hangin out acting all cool, eating bananas out by the pool When a mom and her kid, they were up to no good, crawled over the fence into my neighborhood,I got in one little fight and my zoo keeper got scared, heard a gunshot just before I stopped breathing air.......
A man wakes up from a five year coma...
Doctor: Sir you've been out for a long time and I'm afraid I have some terrible news.
Patient: Oh I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo
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What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?
They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)
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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
