Cilantro Jokes
4 cilantro jokes and hilarious cilantro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cilantro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cilantro Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cilantro joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A chef asks an employee to grab him some cilantro
He quickly grabs the herb and returns to his boss. When he returns the chef is busy doing something and can't take the cilantro right away.
Give me a second, he says
Take your time, the employee responds patiently.
The chef snaps back I told you to give me a second! Also I asked for cilantro!
Dad, why did you name me Cilantro?
Because sweetheart, it's the only way I could ever know what it felt like to love Cilantro.
Some people really like cilantro
Me personally, more of a no-lantro kind of guy.
When will people learn that cilantro doesn't go on that dish?
It's just a matter of thyme.
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